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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2013, 04:04:52 PM »
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.

If the couple don't or can't have kids I see no problem with this.

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« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2013, 05:30:11 PM »
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.

Yes.  Yes.  Yes.

The best is when they say that having a pet is JUST like having a kid.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2013, 05:31:23 PM »
To be fair giving birth to someone doesn't make you their mom or dad. There's more than quite a few degenerate genetic material donors who have done little more than ejaculate and are far less deserving of the title

I have far less of a problem with the people who call themselves a dog's mommy, than the bulk of today's       ''parents''

I'm sorry, did you just say that 'the bulk' of today's parents are nothing more than genetic material donors?

I've got news for you.  Replace a dog with a child for the very BEST pet owner and you've got one hell of a neglectful parent.  Letting your kid lie around all day next to you and lick himself while you go about your business is not parenting.  Nor is leaving the kid at home alone when you want to go out for the night.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2013, 05:36:51 PM »
And before you tell me that you're more of a parent to your dog than most people are to their children, freaking your child in the derriere is a huge no no as well.

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« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2013, 05:57:58 PM »
And before you tell me that you're more of a parent to your dog than most people are to their children, freaking your child in the derriere is a huge no no as well.

Found out the hard way?

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« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2013, 06:01:03 PM »
I'm sorry, did you just say that 'the bulk' of today's parents are nothing more than genetic material donors?

I've got news for you.  Replace a dog with a child for the very BEST pet owner and you've got one hell of a neglectful parent.  Letting your kid lie around all day next to you and lick himself while you go about your business is not parenting.  Nor is leaving the kid at home alone when you want to go out for the night.

Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home

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« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2013, 06:13:14 PM »

Found out the hard way?

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« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2013, 06:20:46 PM »

Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home

So the bulk of children are disrespectful fat idiots.  Got it.

There's a huge difference between having concerns about childhood obesity and thinking that most parents do nothing more than cum and go.  It's primarily just the same intergenerational bitching we see with every new crop of kids.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2013, 06:22:37 PM »
*pops some popcorn*

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« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2013, 06:22:48 PM »
Of course, this has now gone way beyond the original argument of "pet owners do more than parents".

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« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2013, 06:34:15 PM »
We had to get rid of our cat a few years ago due to allergies.  I hope dcm doesn't report me to Child and Family Services.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2013, 06:49:56 PM »
People That Annoy You

N_GGERS

And people that get their panties in a bunch about having kids.

Them: "Oh, you'll understand when you have kids."

Me: "freak you and your kids!" (though I don't say it out loud)

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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2013, 07:18:15 PM »
Look at today's kids and tell me the parents aren't a huge problem. Obesity, lack of respect, poor education. It all starts at home

You are clueless, my friend. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2013, 07:30:53 PM »
I like to let my son excrement in a box.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2013, 08:23:08 PM »
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