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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2013, 10:00:53 PM »
same way you eat a Popsicle.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2013, 10:06:20 PM »
People who eat really slowly. Everyone else has finished eating and they're not even half way through their meal, but they're still yammering away with their fork in their hand, completely oblivious. Shut the freak up and eat already.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2013, 10:10:25 PM »
People who eat really slowly. Everyone else has finished eating and they're not even half way through their meal, but they're still yammering away with their fork in their hand, completely oblivious. Shut the freak up and eat already.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2013, 10:20:42 PM »
People who type an exclamation of "Come on!" as "Common!"

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2013, 07:42:17 AM »
People who eat really slowly. Everyone else has finished eating and they're not even half way through their meal, but they're still yammering away with their fork in their hand, completely oblivious. Shut the freak up and eat already.

Watching people let their steaks get cold bothers me way more than it should.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2013, 08:24:15 AM »
Watching people let their steaks get cold bothers me way more than it should.
Letting food get cold and then complaining about the state of it. Ugh.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2013, 10:12:43 AM »
Watching people let their steaks get cold bothers me way more than it should.

Why?

Anyone who lets their steak get cold doesn't deserve to eat that steak.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2013, 12:35:02 AM »
I got called a "mick" tonight. several times. quite possibly the least offensive epithet of all time. but I wanted to beat the teeth out of this guys skull so badly because he thought he was seriously getting to me with it.


which he did apparently.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2013, 01:31:29 PM »
When you're heading down a thin two-way street and another car is approaching you, and you see a fire hydrant on your side and pull into the space so they can pass, yet they don't so much as nod their head or raise a hand to thank you for the favor.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2013, 01:35:36 PM »
When you're heading down a thin two-way street and another car is approaching you, and you see a fire hydrant on your side and pull into the space so they can pass, yet they don't so much as nod their head or raise a hand to thank you for the favor.
That doesn't bother me as much as when they don't get the hint at all, stop their car and wait for me to move.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2013, 01:56:24 PM »
People that wait for another car to back up in a supermarket parking lot to take that vacated spot but block the entire aisle and there are empty spots not 50 feet from them. I can park my car and be in the store while they're still waiting.

 Man do I want to shank their tires, I f-cking hate these people.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2013, 02:02:23 PM »
People that complain about every single mistake other people on the highway make.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2013, 03:32:36 PM »
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2013, 03:44:01 PM »
People who refer to themselves as the parents of their pets. You aren't it's dad, it's dad was a dog or a cat or a horse or whatever the freak kind of animal it is. You bought it, you own it and some day you're going to bury it.

To be fair giving birth to someone doesn't make you their mom or dad. There's more than quite a few degenerate genetic material donors who have done little more than ejaculate and are far less deserving of the title

I have far less of a problem with the people who call themselves a dog's mommy, than the bulk of today's       ''parents''

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2013, 03:54:30 PM »
FYI Henry thinks I'm an awesome dad.