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MB's mock tailgate thread
« on: April 22, 2014, 01:53:21 PM »
Offseason move: sell Camaro for half of what was paid for it

Round 1: Book flight 9 months in advance. Found a great deal to fly into Philly.
Round 2: Book hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ. Only $200/night, free continental bran muffin
Round 3: Bring sheet of Subway coupons, should cover every meal for the weekend
Round 4: Work up the courage to stand up to Tommy and leave bar at a reasonable time like 9:30 PM
Round 5: Ask guinness for a ride to the game
Round 6: Nurse one Smirnoff Ice in parking lot
Round 7: Leave game after 3rd quarter to prepare for 8 AM flight the next morning
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 01:56:18 PM »
-Do the Ditka for another taxi ride with Puck's dad.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 11:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 22, 2014, 01:53:21 PM
Offseason move: sell Camaro for half of what was paid for it

Round 1: Book flight 9 months in advance. Found a great deal to fly into Philly.
Round 2: Book hotel in Cherry Hill, NJ. Only $200/night, free continental bran muffin
Round 3: Bring sheet of Subway coupons, should cover every meal for the weekend
Round 4: Work up the courage to stand up to Tommy and leave bar at a reasonable time like 9:30 PM
Round 5: Ask guinness for a ride to the game
Round 6: Nurse one Smirnoff Ice in parking lot
Round 7: Leave game after 3rd quarter to prepare for 8 AM flight the next morning
Round 8: Delete any thread that isn't directly about the 2015 tailgate
Round 9: Rinse and repeat
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 11:04:19 PM »
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:04:19 PM
You sure about that?
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2014, 11:07:01 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?

You're the one talking about it.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2014, 11:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:07:01 PM
You're the one talking about it.
I know you are but what am I?
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2014, 11:14:46 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:07:53 PM
I know you are but what am I?

You've been spending too much time around Puck.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 11:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 22, 2014, 11:14:46 PM
You've been spending too much time around Puck.
Don't lump me in with him. Take that back.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2014, 07:33:36 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:03:18 PM


I didn't delete the thread, Stretch.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2014, 07:39:29 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 22, 2014, 11:05:08 PM
I don't know. I'm not an almighty mod.

Why the freak is this all so important to you clowns?

I ask you this shorty, Why are you posting if it's so unimportant?

Guinness's brain: This subject means nothing, absolutely nothing, even less then the Islanders winning a playoff game with me in the front row.......epiphany........ I know let me post 10,000 times and show them how little it means
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2014, 08:18:04 AM »
Between the deleting of threads and the endless amount of homoerotic jokes...I really can't figure out which is worse.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2014, 08:46:05 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on April 23, 2014, 08:18:04 AM
Between the deleting of threads and the endless amount of homoerotic jokes...I really can't figure out which is worse.

Can we please increase the population.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2014, 01:23:50 PM
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*drools*

Rent a car and go to Cortland during the tailgate weekend.
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Re: MB's mock tailgate thread
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2014, 01:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 23, 2014, 01:26:31 PM
Rent a car and go to Cortland during the tailgate weekend.

Nah..we'll just outvote you to go to the one in NY for the tailgate dinner.  Much easier.
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