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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 08:55:41 AM »
One thing we know about Tannenbaum is that he leaves no stone unturned.
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 08:59:20 AM »
the Puckstapo isn't going to like this.
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 09:18:36 AM »
the Puckstapo isn't going to like this.

As long as you twinkle-toed cocksuckers aren't whining about a little rain, we're good.
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 09:20:58 AM »
Wait what
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 09:21:35 AM »
Oh freak April fools
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 09:21:58 AM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 09:24:01 AM »

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 09:37:18 AM »
Tommy you are either extremely stupid or the dumbest man alive.

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 10:06:57 AM »
I mean it's not out of the realm of possibility that they'd re-sign him to a minimum and have him compete in training camp.

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 10:18:36 AM »
Much more believable than the "TDK banged a human female" thread I was going to post.

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 10:20:59 AM »
Much more believable than the "TDK banged a human female" thread I was going to post.

That would have been dismissed faster than a Green Hornet has cancer thread.
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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 10:23:13 AM »
I mean it's not out of the realm of possibility that they'd re-sign him to a minimum and have him compete in training camp.

I'm not doing myself any favors am I?

Dude stop defending Gholston

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 10:26:49 AM »
In completely unrelated news, the New York Jets have signed CB Damien Robinson and named him their captain and union rep. And, team NRA member.#Manish

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Re: Jets sign Vernon Gholston
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 11:12:50 AM »

In completely unrelated news, the New York Jets have signed CB Damien Robinson and named him their captain and union rep. And, team NRA member.#Manish

Do you think when Robinson's walking alone on a deserted street, he ever randomly checks over his shoulder for Kyle Turley?  Just in case?