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« on: March 31, 2014, 08:06:04 PM »
Can someone move some of the posts from the MJD thread to here?

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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2014, 08:09:02 PM »
hahaha....Andrew Brandt called them "Reggie and the Rejects"

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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2014, 08:13:16 PM »


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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2014, 08:14:23 PM »
Done.  Your welcome.

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« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2014, 08:37:37 PM »
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The Raiders issue wasn't paying these guys and front loading contracts.

It was the fact that they're acting like a win now team, rather than a team that needs a serious rebuild.

With Denver, chiefs, and the Chargers around they shouldve been getting young guys longer deals to get them on more of a favorable position in a few years.

Almost like what Idzik is doing here.

Focusing on the draft, and young free agents.

And only using older guys when they're very cheap and short term low guarantee deals

That's pretty much the same thing i was saying.

However, to be somewhat fair to McKenzie, i forgot they traded away a bunch of their 2012 picks before he got there. So he really only had last year's draft and whatever this year's yield. Trading a pick for Matt Flynn (and Schaub) and the Tyler Wilson draft pick reinforce that he's an idiot though. And all you have to do is hear him speak to know that. He sounds like a future CTE specimen

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Re: Jets to meet with MJD
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2014, 11:13:34 PM »
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The penalty for the cap floor is weird, after four years the team has to pay the current players whatever they're short. Big freaking deal.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2014, 11:17:27 PM »
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The penalty for the cap floor is weird, after four years the team has to pay the current players whatever they're short. Big freaking deal.

It's not horrible but as a fan it'd be such a waste of the cap. Instead kf signing a FA or re-signing your own you end up just giving money away
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2014, 03:47:52 PM »
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MJD signed with Oakland.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2014, 03:50:54 PM »
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If both McFadden and Jones-Drew stay healthy, their rushing attack will be alright. 

I expect Schaub to be a god at checking the ball down.  Nobody will be blocking for him.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2014, 04:04:30 PM »
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Do the raiders officially have the oldest team in the league yet?
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2014, 04:17:55 PM »
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Do the raiders officially have the oldest team in the league yet?

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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2014, 07:35:03 PM »
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2014, 09:36:33 PM »
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #67 on: Today at 03:00:33 PM »
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Maurice Jones-Drew's three-year contract with Oakland has a base value of $7.5 million with $1.2 million guaranteed.

The only guaranteed portion is Jones-Drew's 2014 base salary of $1.2 million. There was no signing bonus, and MJD could be released next offseason with no ramification on the Raiders' cap. It's telling that Jones-Drew couldn't do better than this on the market. Oakland now has him "locked up" through age 31.

Wow, I would have been fine beating that number.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #68 on: Today at 04:50:33 PM »
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Not a fan of old RBs.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
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Not a fan of old RBs.

I don't think anyone is, but being in a RBBC lessens the impact and allows an older RB to last a little longer.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
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Not a fan of old RBs.

Neither am I, but MJD at what is essentially a one-year deal for the vet minimum?  Heismanberg pointed out that he's been one of the best pass protecting backs in the league for years.  He could have been exactly what LT was for us.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
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Neither am I, but MJD at what is essentially a one-year deal for the vet minimum?  Heismanberg pointed out that he's been one of the best pass protecting backs in the league for years.  He could have been exactly what LT was for us. 

I would have been ok with him but I'm not upset we didn't get him either.

Also, I think LT was a way better player overall.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
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I would have been ok with him but I'm not upset we didn't get him either.

Also, I think LT was a way better player overall.

Yeah, LT was one of the five best backs in the history of football.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #73 on: Today at 05:12:54 PM »
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
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Neither am I, but MJD at what is essentially a one-year deal for the vet minimum?  Heismanberg pointed out that he's been one of the best pass protecting backs in the league for years.  He could have been exactly what LT was for us. 

we signed LT when we were contenders.

MJD would merely be a stopgap player while we rebuild.  But at that figure, hard to believe we didn't bring him in if we were interested.
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Re: Jets to meet with MJD: **Update - signs with Oakland
« Reply #75 on: Today at 05:16:51 PM »
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I wish we had an lolraiders thread.

they're bringing in 33 year old Carlos Rogers for a visit

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I wish we had an lolraiders thread.

they're bringing in 33 year old Carlos Rogers for a visit

For a vet minimum contract he wouldn't be a horrible one year deal
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Half their freaking team are over the hill vets on one year deals. That's hilariously stupid.
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Half their freaking team are over the hill vets on one year deals. That's hilariously stupid.

Raiders in "win know" mode with weak Broncos and Chiefs about to crumble. MJD might brake 2000 yards behind raiders new look oline (lmao thx for Howard jest fans).   
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« Reply #79 on: Today at 06:35:02 PM »
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Oakland is all in to be 8-8.
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Raiders in "win know" mode with weak Broncos and Chiefs about to crumble. MJD might brake 2000 yards behind raiders new look oline (lmao thx for Howard jest fans).

Well if Peyton wins a ring and retires after this year, Oakland could very well be a top 3 team in their division
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Raiders in "win know" mode with weak Broncos and Chiefs about to crumble. MJD might brake 2000 yards behind raiders new look oline (lmao thx for Howard jest fans).   

Not even sure Jeaux would type those words of insanity.
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Well if Peyton wins a ring and retires after this year, Oakland could very well be a top 3 team in their division

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Well if Peyton wins a ring and retires after this year, Oakland could very well be a top 3 team in their division

In two years from now, most of their players would be in retirement homes
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In two years from now, most of their players would be in retirement homes

Will they also be trolling the weather thread?
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Andddddd...Carlos Rogers is a Raider.

I love that organization.
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Andddddd...Carlos Rogers is a Raider.

I love that organization.

That's amazing
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Baffled.  They are dead-set on being competitive in 2014, and 2014 alone. 

The tragedy is that they're still getting steamrolled on paper with their roster.
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i made an lolraiders thread. can a mod move those posts there?
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2014, 08:15:03 PM »
hahahaha
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Re: lolraiders
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2014, 08:21:49 PM »
Well, now I don't feel obligated to move them. Thanks Reuben!

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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2014, 08:22:36 PM »
Al Davis cuts his own hair with a flowbee.

Gotta save money to pay a bunch of washed up vets

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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2014, 08:24:30 PM »
Al Davis cuts his own hair with a flowbee.

Pretty sure his hair is dead
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2014, 08:29:52 PM »
Pretty sure his hair is dead

Doesn't the hair keep growing, or is that just a myth?

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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2014, 11:11:23 PM »
Doesn't the hair keep growing, or is that just a myth?
Al Davis cuts his own hair with a flowbee.

Gotta save money to pay a bunch of washed up vets
Pretty sure his hair is dead
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2014, 11:30:49 PM »
Mark Davis, i meant.


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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2014, 11:33:34 PM »
Mark Davis, i meant.



Look what you've done.

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2014, 11:47:32 PM »
His soul is already trapped in the body of Reggie McKenzie

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 08:18:33 AM »
Carlos Rogers signed

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They're fielding a nursing home

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Profootballtalk.com reports the Raiders are leery about signing free agent DeSean Jackson.

GM Reggie McKenzie is reportedly worried about Jackson's reputation as a me-first player who can't be controlled. And considering the Raiders could be in for another long season of piling up losses, it might not be the best idea to have Jackson around throwing a fit. Jackson seems destined to land with the Redskins. He'll continue his visit with Washington on Tuesday.

They're just dragging out the process so DeSean will be a few days older when they finally sign him.