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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 11:38:56 AM »
Ninjew. In the dark of night he sneaks in to offer a contract below market value.

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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2014, 12:07:54 PM »
Ninjew. In the dark of night he sneaks in to offer a contract below market value.


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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2014, 12:59:35 PM »
I am really not comfortable with all the Jew jokes here. You brownshirts and your national socialistic agenda's.
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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2014, 01:00:42 PM »
Q:What's the definition of a queer Jew?
 A: Someone that likes girls more than money.wn the chimney.
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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2014, 01:01:39 PM »
I am really not comfortable with all the Jew jokes here. You brownshirts and your national socialistic agenda's.

I couldn't tell you were Jewish by the giant African mountain princess in your avatar.  Does the rainbow titty table cloth mean she's gay too?  Does it matter at that size?  The little watermark guy in the bottom left corner looks like he's trying to give her oral.

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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 01:03:39 PM »
I couldn't tell you were Jewish by the giant African mountain princess in your avatar.  Does the rainbow titty table cloth mean she's gay too?  Does it matter at that size?  The little watermark guy in the bottom left corner looks like he's trying to give her oral.

The giant rainbow cloth she is wearing just expresses the open policy of JO, where faggots such as yourself are free to frolic with each other without any bigotry.
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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 01:04:41 PM »
The giant rainbow cloth she is wearing just expresses the open policy of JO, where faggots such as yourself are free to frolic with each other without any bigotry.

Either way, I support that rainbow cloth in its efforts to cover the likely massive, hairy dinner plate nips that lie beneath it.

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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2014, 03:30:42 PM »
Most overlooked reason we aren't going to sign DeSean Jackson: John Idzik is a member of the Wake Forest chapter of the Bloods.

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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2014, 03:31:44 PM »


My 4.0 make sho' all ya kids don't grow
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2014, 07:27:50 PM »
I'm getting lazy.


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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2014, 07:39:01 PM »
You're fired.

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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2014, 01:38:47 PM »
Pictures of Tannenbaum are inherently funnier than pictures of Idzik.



Might have a winner here.  Looks like shitty generic customer service clipart.

"How may we help you?"


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Re: Idzikisms
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2014, 01:43:05 PM »
I hear it as "herrrrwoooo dishhh izzz idzik kostamirrrr sarrrveeees" with an ogre voice.
"Wrong!"

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