Idzikisms

[bojanglesman]

Idzik tried to sign Vontae Davis.  Apparently he doesn't accept coupons.

Idzik rented NORAD to conduct interviews with free agents.  He got it rent-free for 2 weeks by listening to a short, 90 minute presentation, stealing a sandwich and walking away.

[bojanglesman]

Idzik sneaks 330 lb. black man into Florham Park with no press finding out.

[Tommy]

I'd like to join in on the fun, but I don!5 get it.

[bojanglesman]

I'd like to join in on the fun, but I don!5 get it.

I was hoping for a bunch of "ninja" and "cheap" jokes, but this is going nowhere.  Fags.

[Heismanberg]

#BojanglesBlowsNinjas

[Badger]

I was hoping for a bunch of "ninja" and "cheap" jokes, but this is going nowhere.  Fags.

This is the first Google image result for Jewish ninja:

[JFIF]

I don't think this is gonna catch on.

Unlike your great Idzik day in the life thread that was lost forever on YDKF

[bojanglesman]

Maybe there's a shot that this idea is so terrible...... so stupid.... that it illogically catches fire.  Or literally catches fire.

[bojanglesman]

Unlike your great Idzik day in the life thread that was lost forever on YDKF

I think I stole that from TDK.  That's quite sad actually.

[JFIF]

I think I stole that from TDK.  That's quite sad actually.

The tannenbaums weren't as funny as the Idzik ones

[Tommy]

Well, we can at least agree that Idzik is totally out-jewing Tannenbaum.

[Badger]

The tannenbaums weren't as funny as the Idzik ones

Pictures of Tannenbaum are inherently funnier than pictures of Idzik.

[reuben]

[JFIF]

Pictures of Tannenbaum are inherently funnier than pictures of Idzik.

I thought the captions matched the picture better with Idzik

[AlioTheFool]

I was hoping for a bunch of "ninja" and "cheap" jokes, but this is going nowhere.  Fags.

On Twitter I wrote something to the effect of:

Idzik really is a Free Agency ninja. By the time you see him, it's already too late.