Master Offseason Plan

[Badger]

1. Cut Sanchez, Holmes, Cromartie, Harris. Check remaining roster for possible cap savings.

2. Remove tag from Folk, he cost too much!

3. Do not sign any free agents for more than vet minimum, we don't want to overpay.

4. Offer a conditional 7th rounder for Jay Cutler. Leave no stone unturned.

5. Don't draft any defensive players early, this team has suffered from ignoring the offense.

6. Don't draft any wide receivers early, we can get them later.

7. There are no elite QBs in this draft, so don't even bother.

8. Guards, tight ends and running backs are not worth first round picks, so we can get them later.

9. Once we've traded down enough and acquired every pick in the 7th round, go BPA.

10. Take our $50M in cap space and win the Super Bowl. Cap space carries over, so we should have $100M in cap space in 2015, which will guarantee a dynasty.

[MBGreen]

11. Don't trade up in the 1st round for an elite prospect. That smells too much like Tanny.

[MBGreen]

12.  Drafting a CB in the 1st round is a mistake. Because Milliner.

[Heismanberg]

11. Don't trade up in the 1st round for an elite prospect. That smells too much like Tanny.

I know this is a Porta Potty thread, but can you guys imagine how bad we'd be if Tannenbaum pulled off that trade to move up for Trent Richardson? 

Ground 'n Pound

[Miamipuck]

I know this is a Porta Potty thread, but can you guys imagine how bad we'd be if Tannenbaum pulled off that trade to move up for Trent Richardson? 

Ground 'n Pound

That was on the Jets table?

[reuben]

That was on the Jets table?

I remember hearing a rumor about it before the draft.  I thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever heard, and that was when I assumed Trent Richardson would be good.

[Heismanberg]

That was on the Jets table?

It was a big rumor right before the first round started that year.  The Jets were trying to move up for Richardson.

[Miamipuck]

I remember hearing a rumor about it before the draft.  I thought it was the stupidest thing I had ever heard, and that was when I assumed Trent Richardson would be good.

It was a big rumor right before the first round started that year.  The Jets were trying to move up for Richardson.

Oh dear lord that would have been a monumental fail. Thank god Tanny and his hair brained trade ups are gone.

[bojanglesman]

Make SURE to secure Schlauderaff.  We can't let him get to market.  He has Rex dick pics.