2023 Week 14 Other Games

[Johnny English]

Tonight's game is going to be epic levels of excrement and potentially quite entertaining.

[steves850]

Rooting for a meteor, or if nothing else, a tie.

[AlioTheFool]

Rooting for a meteor, or if nothing else, a tie.

I'm rooting for severe food poisoning for the entire team except Mac Jones and a practice squad safety and the two of them have to play the whole game by themselves like some "Insane" video game mode.

[bojanglesman]

Mac Jones sadness is always welcome.

[Johnny English]

I believe Zappe is starting.

[Derek Smalls]

Easy call to root for the Patriots.
- Hurts Patriots draft pick and keeps our chances at a top-2 pick alive.
- Hurts Steelers playoff chances
- If the Jets by some miracle go 9-8, we need the Steelers to lose this one.

[steves850]

Easy call to root for the Patriots.
- Hurts Patriots draft pick and keeps our chances at a top-2 pick alive.
- Hurts Steelers playoff chances
- If the Jets by some miracle go 9-8, we need the Steelers to lose this one.

Logically, I completely understand. Emotionally, I can never root for the Patriots. I will root for a tie and accept whatever outcome.

[Johnny English]

The most you're getting from me is a grudging acceptance that a Patriots win isn't terrible for the Jets, but I'm not rooting for them and I'm not going to pretend to try.

I'll probably just watch the Sens / Leafs.

[AlioTheFool]

I believe Zappe is starting.

Not with his severe food poisoning.

[AlioTheFool]

I don't care if a Patriots loss guaranteed the Jets the next Montana/Manning/Brady. I want them to lose by triple digits every week. Miami too. And Buffalo. And if they play each other, Bane.

[reuben]

There is naught left in me save petty, bitter enmity.  freak the Pats with one of them Bowser dildos, Steelers by 50.

[Derek Smalls]

I don't care if a Patriots loss guaranteed the Jets the next Montana/Manning/Brady. I want them to lose by triple digits every week. Miami too. And Buffalo. And if they play each other, Bane.

What if this game was the difference between Aaron Rodgers coming back and leading us to the playoffs?

[bojanglesman]

What if this game was the difference between Aaron Rodgers coming back and leading us to the playoffs?

[AlioTheFool]

What if this game was the difference between Aaron Rodgers coming back and leading us to the playoffs?

1. Food poisoning
2. Bane
3. meteor
4T.<<insert catastrophe>>
...
923478596. Pats continue to exist
923478596T. Aaron Rodgers comes back and leads us to the playoffs

[Derek Smalls]

Back in my day, it was hard to kick at Heinz Field