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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 02:30:51 PM »
When I'm at work I just click through Excel, Explorer, PowerPoint, and Outlook until I remember what I was doing. sometimes it never happens and I just end up not doing any work that day.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 28, 2014, 02:30:51 PM
When I'm at work I just click through Excel, Explorer, PowerPoint, and Outlook until I remember what I was doing. sometimes it never happens and I just end up not doing any work that day.

When I get a break, sometimes I'll click on a website.  Then after I read it, I'll go to my bookmarks and click on it again without even thinking.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 02:40:28 PM »
I know it's been a while since I interacted w/ you guys but man you guys got old ;D
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2014, 02:46:34 PM »
Quote from: nyjunc on February 28, 2014, 02:40:28 PM
I know it's been a while since I interacted w/ you guys but man you guys got old ;D

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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2014, 03:02:52 PM »
So Seth Rogen was in the news.  He testified before a Senate subcommittee about his mother-in-law with Alzheimer's.  Then he complained afterwards on twitter that not all of the senators were present for his speech.

excrement like that must be shocking for movie stars.  "B-B-B-but I'm talking; why the hell isn't everyone listening?!"
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2014, 03:10:01 PM »
Made me think of this, which appeared on my FB feed this morning:

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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2014, 04:40:51 PM »
I have the short term memory of a baby playing peekaboo, so I've just started putting everything down on post-its.  It's nice that the people I work with get that, so they won't bother asking me to do stupid little tasks. 
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2014, 04:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Cane on February 28, 2014, 04:40:51 PM
so they won't bother asking me to do stupid little tasks. 

Maybe I should try that at work.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2014, 07:14:34 PM »
Quote from: nyjunc on February 28, 2014, 02:40:28 PM
I know it's been a while since I interacted w/ you guys but man you guys got old ;D

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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2014, 08:04:33 PM »
Every once in a while at a subway turnstile, I take my keys out instead of my metrocard.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2014, 09:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on February 28, 2014, 08:04:33 PM
Every once in a while at a subway turnstile, I take my keys out instead of my metrocard.

Sometimes I forget to swipe and gut check myself on the turnstile. Happens maybe twice a year.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2014, 09:40:48 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 28, 2014, 09:16:49 PM
Sometimes I forget to swipe and gut check myself on the turnstile. Happens maybe twice a year.

Or I take out my metrocard when leaving the station.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2014, 01:10:58 AM »
My worst is constantly fishing for the tv controller.
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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2014, 08:52:28 AM »
I have w controllers for the cable box, but only 1 is programmed to function the tv (volume,  power, etc..).

We constantly lose the programmed remote and I don't watch enough tv to remember to program the second remote(I only watch TV high...).

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Re: Brain decay
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2014, 09:42:01 PM »
Sometimes when I want to quote one of your posts I hit the Modify button instead and end up writing my reply inside your own post.
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