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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2014, 10:32:42 PM »
It only took me about 4 hours to go from highly amused to feeling pity.

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2014, 12:41:18 AM »
What if he goes undrafted and the Seahawks pick him up as a FA?
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2014, 01:21:27 AM »
Wow.  Wow.

This is Muema's prophet, Lord Ray=El. Seems legit. 

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2014, 06:30:23 AM »
What if he goes undrafted and the Seahawks pick him up as a FA?

Prophecy fulfilled then, I guess.

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2014, 07:00:25 AM »
It only took me about 4 hours to go from highly amused to feeling pity.

When you take a step back and look at it, this poor bastard is probably schizophrenic.

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2014, 07:09:40 AM »
When you take a step back and look at it, this poor bastard is probably schizophrenic.

That boy ain't right.

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2014, 04:55:53 PM »
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2014, 09:03:50 AM »
Muema found the Yellow King
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2014, 09:02:52 AM »
Muema's alive, can't exactly say "well."  http://deadspin.com/prospect-who-left-combine-because-of-god-spent-three-da-1533741931

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Corey Nelson, a linebacker from Oklahoma, had been training with Muema in Florida since January. Muema called Nelson on Thursday, asking him to pick him up from the airport.

"He said he was at the airport for three days straight," Nelson said. "He was telling me when I picked him up that God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there. That's what he did for three days straight.

"On the fourth day, he told me he couldn't do it anymore. He decided to call me."

Nelson picked Muema up on Thursday and took him straight to a grocery store because Muema said he was hungry since he hadn't had much to eat in three days.

"He didn't have food (while at the airport), and he said God blessed him and then two guys came up and bought him food and something to drink," Nelson said.

Yeah, definitely schizophrenia, or a very closely related disorder.  Most schizophrenics usually experience their first delusions in their early 20's, typically the result of a very stressful event: a four-day, ultra-intensive job interview, for instance. 

Sad.  I wouldn't wish schizophrenia on my worst enemy. 

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2014, 09:57:33 AM »
Muema's alive, can't exactly say "well."  http://deadspin.com/prospect-who-left-combine-because-of-god-spent-three-da-1533741931

Yeah, definitely schizophrenia, or a very closely related disorder.  Most schizophrenics usually experience their first delusions in their early 20's, typically the result of a very stressful event: a four-day, ultra-intensive job interview, for instance. 

Sad.  I wouldn't wish schizophrenia on my worst enemy. 

That is one crazy derriere delusion, 3 freaking days sitting still in an airport? I can barely sit still in an airport for 2 hours while I wait for a freaking flight.
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2014, 11:03:57 AM »
I don't get this thread.
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2014, 11:29:06 AM »
I don't get this thread.

Read the first 3 posts you freak

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