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Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« on: February 23, 2014, 05:50:47 PM »
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tyduffy: Adam Muema Left Combine Workouts, Because God Told Him He Would Play For The Seahawks

wut
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2014, 05:54:00 PM »


wut part deux
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2014, 06:08:26 PM »
hahaha

holy excrement (literally)

Figures!

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2014, 06:13:53 PM »
So he just made himself undraftable

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2014, 06:19:12 PM »
He is a little odd


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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2014, 06:20:42 PM »
"could of" makes him undraftable
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2014, 06:21:05 PM »
Figures!

A player I really liked and talked him up big time is "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs".

Shame, because I like Cocoa Puffs.
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2014, 06:21:49 PM »
He is a little odd



the freak is tithe and how could a random church change that fact?
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2014, 06:31:44 PM »
the freak is tithe and how could a random church change that fact?

Tithes are 10% of earning that religious folk give to their church.  I would assume the kids needed money the church could have donated if people gave tithes. 

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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2014, 06:36:26 PM »
I would assume the kids needed money the church could have donated if people gave tithes. 

Nah

"God" told Muema that babies died because he (along with the rest of the nutjobs that go to his church) didn't donate enough money.
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2014, 06:42:38 PM »
Nah

"God" told Muema that babies died because he (along with the rest of the nutjobs that go to his church) didn't donate enough money.

Which of course is exactly why he will be donating his signing bonus after being drafted by Seattle, because nothing like a good guilt trip by an imaginary church that will convince him to give some random "second coming of Christ" all of his money so more babies don't die!
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Re: Midnight Service at the House of Lord Ray-el
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2014, 07:03:43 PM »
Dude has some serious psychological issues.  He is going to have major issues in life.

Please draft him Belichick.

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