So far this offseason, we've picked up a couple of aging, unreliable, potentially home-run hitting outfielders and the most beautiful looking derriere in baseball.
With Wheeler/Syndergaard/Montero/Meija all on strict innings limits, here's to another season of mediocrity and waiting for prospects to develop. Hopefully only one of them develops an arm condition that keeps them from pitching next year.
And don't forget, we get to enjoy the incredible battle between Ike "Oscillates between being the worst batter in the MLB and a poor man's Ryan Howard" Davis and Lucas "Somewhat Dominant triple-A slugger" Duda this spring. Hurray.
But at least we've got
Steven Matz.