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Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
« Reply #90 on: March 18, 2023, 09:37:37 AM »

Barney frank knew about the trade 2 years in advance

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Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2023, 10:11:28 AM »
Barney frank knew about the trade 2 years in advance
The tweet is actually from 2011 so Frank was thinking of a teenage Lazard.

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Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
« Reply #92 on: March 18, 2023, 10:13:59 AM »
The tweet is actually from 2011 so Frank was thinking of a teenage Lazard.
That actually holds more weight. Mustve been in tbe pizza shop basement watching little league footage with Manish mehta

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Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
« Reply #93 on: March 20, 2023, 10:45:41 AM »
Stop. My nipples can only get so erect.
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Re: Nipples are hard.... for Allen Lazard (4 year, $44M deal)
« Reply #94 on: March 20, 2023, 03:27:24 PM »
We finally have a power forward in the receiving corps. 

A true red zone threat that wins consistently over the middle of the field.  He should thrive in the quick passing game.  It's also going to be fun watching him blocking for Wilson on screens.
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #98 on: November 07, 2023, 07:17:56 AM »
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #99 on: November 07, 2023, 07:28:22 AM »
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #101 on: November 07, 2023, 09:25:18 AM »
I was expecting a little more for 4 yrs 44 million than the ghost of Chaz "Chad Shillings" Schilens
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #102 on: November 07, 2023, 09:28:33 AM »
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #103 on: November 07, 2023, 10:07:26 AM »
This guy is a bum.
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #104 on: November 07, 2023, 10:28:53 AM »
3 drops, 3 penalties

a nightmare performance
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