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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #120 on: November 09, 2023, 12:00:02 PM »
I thought he'd at least be a good weapon in the red zone, especially after the KC game...but we can't even get into the RZ now.

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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2023, 11:45:35 PM »
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"

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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2023, 11:46:17 PM »
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"

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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2023, 11:50:25 PM »
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2023, 11:50:33 PM »
Please update thread title to "Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard"

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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2023, 11:51:09 PM »
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #126 on: November 14, 2023, 01:02:07 PM »
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724490626333356316?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Been waiting for this clip.

This is a miss by Zach, but Lazard stops running from the 40 to the 33-32 and the ball lands 3-4 yards beyond him. At the very least run full speed and make an effort. When you’re playing as shitty as he is you can’t afford to be doing things like this
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #127 on: November 14, 2023, 01:07:57 PM »
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724490626333356316?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Been waiting for this clip.

This is a miss by Zach, but Lazard stops running from the 40 to the 33-32 and the ball lands 3-4 yards beyond him. At the very least run full speed and make an effort. When you’re playing as shitty as he is you can’t afford to be doing things like this

Just a fun reminder that it would cost more to cut him next season than to let him play.
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #128 on: November 14, 2023, 01:10:58 PM »
Lazard is playing shitty because of things like that.

He's lazy. I still maintain that he's at least as responsible as Zach on the INT. Come back to the damn ball!
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #129 on: November 14, 2023, 01:36:41 PM »
https://x.com/michael_nania/status/1724508670837297597?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Not even the INT

We should probably take this route for Lazard out of the playbook
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #130 on: November 14, 2023, 01:39:45 PM »
Two things that aren't meant to be a disagreement:

1. That was 100% DPI that should have been called.
2. Lazard 100% would have dropped it anyway because he absolutely sucks.
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #131 on: November 14, 2023, 01:55:46 PM »
Two things that aren't meant to be a disagreement:

1. That was 100% DPI that should have been called.
2. Lazard 100% would have dropped it anyway because he absolutely sucks.

Refs missed that call
The hold on Bryce Huff on the Mayer TD
Chop block or whatever they called on Michael Carter, Becton wasn’t touching the guy
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #132 on: November 14, 2023, 01:57:49 PM »
I still maintain that he's at least as responsible as Zach on the INT. Come back to the damn ball!

You don't come back to the football on those plays.  The QB is responsible for holding the linebacker with his eyes, but Xavier Newman got beat so quickly that Zach to fire it a little too soon. 
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #133 on: November 14, 2023, 01:59:30 PM »
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Re: Everything's Hard for Allen Lazard
« Reply #134 on: November 14, 2023, 02:00:43 PM »
You don't come back to the football on those plays.  The QB is responsible for holding the linebacker with his eyes, but Xavier Newman got beat so quickly that Zach to fire it a little too soon. 

Ugh, that doesn't make it better.

And also, I still want to blame him.
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