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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #105 on: November 07, 2023, 10:45:23 AM »
3 drops, 3 penalties

a nightmare performance

Dude needs to find the bench for a game. I'm not saying it'll give us better offensive production but I'll feel better knowing he's not out there turfing passes that hit him square in the hands or chest.
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« Reply #106 on: November 07, 2023, 10:54:36 AM »
Dude needs to find the bench for a game. I'm not saying it'll give us better offensive production but I'll feel better knowing he's not out there turfing passes that hit him square in the hands or chest.

We benched him last night.  Malik Taylor and Michael Carter were out at receiver.
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« Reply #107 on: November 07, 2023, 10:55:55 AM »
I'll settle for some drops if you're doing everything else right.  He's just out there freaking everything up.

We left 30+ yards and multiple conversions on the field just because of his inability to do anything right. 
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« Reply #108 on: November 07, 2023, 10:58:22 AM »
We benched him last night.  Malik Taylor and Michael Carter were out at receiver.

No I mean at the beginning of the game, not when it's already over.
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« Reply #109 on: November 07, 2023, 06:41:20 PM »
If Rodgers doesn't come back and salvage this signing, we're looking at the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson
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« Reply #110 on: November 07, 2023, 06:50:10 PM »
If Rodgers doesn't come back and salvage this signing, we're looking at the offensive version of Trumaine Johnson

It's not quite as bad, we're stuck with him next season but we can dump him after that for 6.5 dead cap.

Paying this freaking yutz $12 million next season is a definite bummer though. 

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« Reply #111 on: November 07, 2023, 06:53:14 PM »
Corey Davis dropped way too many passes and was hurt a lot, but Lazard drops way too many passes and is a much worse actual receiver.

Pretty bad signing, but it was also a clear Aaron Rodgers signal.

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« Reply #112 on: November 07, 2023, 07:19:12 PM »
The fact that Alan Lazard is making us wistful for Corey Davis is indicative about how bad of a signing he is.
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #113 on: November 08, 2023, 09:47:40 AM »
Can they cut this bum?
Or at the very least bench him
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Re: The Lazard King
« Reply #114 on: November 08, 2023, 10:29:48 AM »
Can they cut this bum?
Or at the very least bench him


Cut, no. Bench yes. 

Huge dead cap if we cut him.  I'd say reduce his playing time for other guys and see if Rodgers can redeem him next year.  He played well with him in GB.  I can't explain why he's so bad with Zach. 

We went all-in on Aaron Rodgers, we have to take the bad with the good, when we eventually maybe have some good.

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« Reply #115 on: November 08, 2023, 12:24:23 PM »
We took swings at Mike Evans and Davante Adams. Ideally we land someone close to that caliber this offseason and Lazard is the 3rd/4th option at WR for Rodgers.
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« Reply #116 on: November 08, 2023, 12:46:53 PM »
We took swings at Mike Evans and Davante Adams. Ideally we land someone close to that caliber this offseason and Lazard is the 3rd/4th option at WR for Rodgers.

If we trade a premium pick for Davante Adams, I'm sending Manish on another ice cream mission.
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« Reply #117 on: November 08, 2023, 04:43:58 PM »
If we trade a premium pick for Davante Adams, I'm sending Manish on another ice cream mission.
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« Reply #118 on: November 09, 2023, 10:44:51 AM »
This poopchute benched yet?
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« Reply #119 on: November 09, 2023, 11:25:13 AM »
I thought he'd at least be a good weapon in the red zone, especially after the KC game...but we can't even get into the RZ now.
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