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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2023, 04:25:32 PM »
Texans signed Dalton Schultz for 1-year, $9M. We definitely overpaid for our TEs last year.

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2023, 04:27:48 PM »
We definitely overpaid for our TEs last year.

We paid the poverty franchise tax.
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2023, 04:31:21 PM »
Devin Singletary to the Texans
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2023, 04:32:47 PM »
Devin Singletary to the Texans

The Bills clearly value him as highly as I do. Wonder if they'll sign Zeke now?
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2023, 04:35:51 PM »
Devin Singletary to the Texans

For 1 year and "up to" $3.75M. That's nothing.

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2023, 04:36:42 PM »
The Bills clearly value him as highly as I do. Wonder if they'll sign Zeke now?
I hope so...Zeke is washed
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2023, 04:37:37 PM »
The Bills clearly value him as highly as I do. Wonder if they'll sign Zeke now?

Watch them trade up for Bijan because you asked this.

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2023, 04:41:39 PM »
We paid the poverty franchise tax.

No one's more poverty than the Texans.

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2023, 04:45:37 PM »
Tight end market is depressed compared to last year. Not loving giving CJ and Conk over $6M APY each.

I was saying this last year dammit

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2023, 04:48:05 PM »
No one's more poverty than the Texans.

you sure?

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2023, 05:13:23 PM »
you sure?



If it showed the last playoff win for each team surely it wouldn't look so bad

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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2023, 05:40:02 PM »
If it showed the last playoff win for each team surely it wouldn't look so bad

It would still be very bad
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2023, 09:46:44 PM »
We've had more playoff success than the Texans since they've existed (and that's despite missing them for the past dozen years).
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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #73 on: March 21, 2023, 06:48:04 PM »
If the AR deals falls through there’s always this preening jerk

https://twitter.com/CameronNewton/status/1637963744939483139


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Re: 2023 NFL Free Agency thread
« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2023, 12:40:28 PM »
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The #Panthers aren’t done adding on offense, agreeing to terms with WR DJ Chark on a 1-year deal, sources say. A complete remake of the Carolina offense is underway, and Chark will be a big part. As will their new rookie QB.
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