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Who knew about my micropenis?
« on: February 13, 2023, 11:01:25 PM »
Masai knew.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2023, 08:06:24 AM »
WTF is this thread? I have no recollection of this and have no idea what it means. Did someone give IJF mod rights again?
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2023, 08:33:21 AM »
The best part might be that you started this thread an hour before Valentine's Day
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2023, 08:34:48 AM »
WTF is this thread? I have no recollection of this and have no idea what it means. Did someone give IJF mod rights again?


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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2023, 08:36:03 AM »
The best part might be that you started this thread an hour before Valentine's Day

It makes absolutely no sense. I don't know what drugs I was on but they must have been good, and to my recollection I haven't taken anything stronger than whiskey in over a decade.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2023, 08:38:00 AM »
You know what, I've figured it out. It's almost certainly Badger's work.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2023, 08:47:45 AM »
keep suckin that micropeepee
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2023, 08:48:19 AM »
You know what, I've figured it out. It's almost certainly Badger's work.

Doubtful. Not enough goatsee.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2023, 08:49:21 AM »
"Who knew about my micropenis" on Valentine's Day?  Sounds like a disappointed spouse got ahold of your phone

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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2023, 08:52:15 AM »
"Who knew about my micropenis" on Valentine's Day?  Sounds like a disappointed spouse got ahold of your phone

It's the Masai comment that gives it away. I must have posted that on the Nets thread so Badger used his godlike powers to split it off as a separate post and give it a new title.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2023, 08:53:27 AM »
And for the record, my wife is quite happy with my micropenis. She tells me it's a blessed relief from her boyfriend's massive truncheon.
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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2023, 09:10:29 AM »
And for the record, my wife is quite happy with my micropenis. She tells me it's a blessed relief from her boyfriend's massive truncheon.

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Re: Who knew about my micropenis?
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2023, 10:26:17 AM »
And for the record, my wife is quite happy with my micropenis. She tells me it's a blessed relief from her boyfriend's massive truncheon.

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