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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7920 on: June 02, 2023, 03:45:05 PM »

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7921 on: June 02, 2023, 04:51:06 PM »
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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7922 on: June 05, 2023, 01:38:56 PM »
there are some rumors going around that the Jets are about to trade for Dalvin Cook.  Not buying it....yet.

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7923 on: June 05, 2023, 01:40:07 PM »
the rumors are the Jets have a deal worked out for when he gets released

that would be tampering
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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7924 on: June 05, 2023, 01:47:47 PM »
the rumors are the Jets have a deal worked out for when he gets released

that would be tampering

i didn't see anything....we good.
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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7925 on: June 05, 2023, 01:53:16 PM »
If we mortgaged our future all offseason just to hand a bag to a 27-year-old free agent running back, we don't deserve to win. 

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7926 on: June 05, 2023, 01:57:57 PM »
We were supposedly targeting Jahmyr Gibbs at 15 and we'd be keeping Cook away from the Dolphins.

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7927 on: June 05, 2023, 02:00:55 PM »
Yeah...i'm not going to be angry if our backfield consists of Breece/Darvin. 


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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7928 on: June 05, 2023, 02:05:17 PM »
This Le'Veon Bell guy is a helluva pass blocker and receiver, he'll really help Sam Darnold develop.

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7929 on: June 05, 2023, 02:08:21 PM »
We were supposedly targeting Jahmyr Gibbs at 15 and we'd be keeping Cook away from the Dolphins.

If our personnel philosophy revolves around "How can we beat the Dolphins?" we don't deserve to win.

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7930 on: June 05, 2023, 02:09:39 PM »
This Le'Veon Bell guy is a helluva pass blocker and receiver, he'll really help Sam Darnold develop.

so you're saying we'd bring in Cook to help develop  *checks notes*...Aaron Rodgers?

interesting strategy, Cotton.
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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7931 on: June 05, 2023, 02:13:08 PM »
so you're saying we'd bring in Cook to help develop  *checks notes*...Aaron Rodgers?

interesting strategy, Cotton.

I'm saying we shot ourselves in the dick - very recently - by giving big money to an aging running back. 

If an offensive tackle of Cook's relative caliber shakes loose, I can justify the expenditure.  If the Aaron Rodgers Era is a failure, it'll be because of the line, not the stable. 

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7932 on: June 05, 2023, 02:15:07 PM »
I'm saying we shot ourselves in the dick - very recently - by giving big money to an aging running back. 

If an offensive tackle of Cook's relative caliber shakes loose, I can justify the expenditure.  If the Aaron Rodgers Era is a failure, it'll be because of the line, not the stable. 

how many more oline signings do you want?  JD went ape excrement signing oline depth all offseason.

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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7933 on: June 05, 2023, 02:16:54 PM »
I haven't even bought into the notion that Cook to NY is even happening...but if it did, it's not a huge surprise.  We're loading up for a run.
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Re: New York Jets Miscellanea
« Reply #7934 on: June 05, 2023, 02:27:43 PM »
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