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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2023, 07:20:19 AM »
Quote from: delavan on March 01, 2023, 07:07:39 AM
Like hell you do ya young punk.  The Bruins have a losing record this season vs. Ottawa yet at the same time the Bruins are flirting with the NHL all-time wins & points record.  The Sens ‘present’ dominance over the Bruins is an outlier, punk.

Presently,  the Winnipeg Jets are an absolute mess.

Presently, they’ve lost of five of their last six; the team is in shambles.

On February 16 Winnipeg was one victory behind the Dallas Stars for first place in the Western Conference. Fast forward to the present: the Winnipeg Jets have completely fallen out of the Central’s top three and and are presently battling for a place in the Wild Card.

Presently?  Just last night on home ice the Winnipeg Jets blew a 3rd period 5-3 lead and lost 6-5 to the LA Kings.  Kings old timer Anze Kopitar repeatedly abused Veniza pretender Connor Hellebuyck to the tune of 4 goals all by his lonesome.  Just the other night the Rangers held a third period 5-2 lead over those same LA Kings.  Final score: 5-2. 

Just last night Bruins goalie Linus Ullmark faced FIFTY SEVEN shots on goal and still won.

Still think Winnipeg’s Hellebuyck should win the Vezina and that “it shouldn’t even be close”  punk? 


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TL:DR

Yes...we're still better
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2023, 03:59:03 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 07:20:19 AM
TL :DR

Yes...we're still better
Yes…Take the  L




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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #62 on: March 01, 2023, 05:35:09 PM »
Quote from: delavan on March 01, 2023, 03:59:03 PM
Yes…Take the  L


You mean...like the 2 L's we served you already?

Nah..

But you enjoy.
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2023, 06:15:07 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 05:35:09 PM
You mean...like the 2 L's we served you already?
Nah..
But you enjoy.
A broken clock is correct 2x a day. 

NHL Power Rankings 2022-23
RANK   TEAM   LAST WEEK   STANLEY CUP ODDS
1   Bruins   1   +500
2   Hurricanes   2   +700
3   Maple Leafs3   +700
4   Devils   4   +1400
5   Lightning   5   +1200
6   Golden Knights8 +1400
7   Rangers   6   +1400
8   Stars    5   +1400
9   Avalanche   16   +700
10   Kings   9   +3500

^ No Winnipeg?  No shlt.
WPJ: the Nickleback of hockey

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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2023, 07:25:45 PM »
Quote from: delavan on March 01, 2023, 06:15:07 PM
A broken clock is correct 2x a day. 

NHL Power Rankings 2022-23
RANKTEAMLAST WEEKSTANLEY CUP ODDS
1Bruins1+500
2Hurricanes2+700
3Maple Leafs3+700
4Devils4+1400
5Lightning5+1200
6Golden Knights8 +1400
7Rangers6+1400
8Stars 5+1400
9Avalanche16+700
10Kings9+3500

^ No Winnipeg?  No shlt.
WPJ: the Nickleback of hockey
Using power rankings to back an argument lol



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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #65 on: March 01, 2023, 08:51:31 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 01, 2023, 07:25:45 PM
Using power rankings to back an argument loll

Hahahaha

Using facts to confirm ordained knowledge

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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2023, 02:23:56 PM »
Timothy Eaton was a guy who founded a department store chain in Canada. The Eaton department store chain is no more having filed for bankruptcy decades ago.  In the Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg there is a statue dedicated to this department store owner.  For years and years it was a tradition to rub the foot of the statue for luck. 

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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2023, 02:29:22 PM »
Quote from: delavan on March 05, 2023, 02:23:56 PM
Timothy Eaton was a guy who founded a department store chain in Canada. The Eaton department store chain is no more having filed for bankruptcy decades ago.  In the Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg there is a statue dedicated to this department store owner.  For years and years it was a tradition to rub the foot of the statue for luck. 

wiNnIpEg
You and Eaton probably went to high school together
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2023, 11:59:58 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 05, 2023, 02:29:22 PM
You and Eaton probably went to high school together
 
 .  He was a full three years ahead of me.  Further, he finished high school. 

 
   I did know of an Anthony Eaton however  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DdlUJTycKo




 
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2023, 05:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on March 16, 2023, 04:42:11 PM
https://twitter.com/BovadaOfficial/status/1636482502830309378

That linesman is literally the only person in the world who didn't want to see Binnington get his teeth smashed down his stupid big mouth.
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #71 on: March 21, 2023, 11:30:41 AM »
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #72 on: March 22, 2023, 06:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 21, 2023, 11:30:41 AM
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/35909210/fanatics-replacing-adidas-nhl-official-uniform-partner

this is a massive L

It sure is. Fanatics jerseys are made like excrement.

They're just taking over the world apparently.

In other hockey related news, Brian Boyle retired today and will be joining NHL Network as an analyst. Loved Boyler during his time in Jersey and looking forward to his insight on the game in the future.
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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2023, 08:52:35 AM »
Lame trad

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Re: 2022-2023 NHL thread
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