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CatoTheElder

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That's Some Disrespect
« on: September 08, 2022, 08:45:29 PM »
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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2022, 05:09:03 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2022, 09:39:52 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2022, 01:31:52 PM »
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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM »
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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2023, 10:21:35 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA

Burning a whole country this hard is practically genocide.

Reminds me of a joke I saw a standup tell years ago.

In school in England they taught us in history class about the Vikings and how they came to the northern shores of England to go robbing and pillaging and raping, but I don't believe them. Fine, the robbing and the pillaging, but you're telling me that the women of England are living with their short, fat, bad teethed turnip farmer husbands when one day a boat full of 6'5" blond haired, blue eyed warriors who spend all day rowing turns up on the shores? Yeah, I don't think there was much rape going on...
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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2023, 09:47:45 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on February 09, 2023, 08:45:34 AM
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1623415501278806016?s=20&t=tPzefyECYE93M8jTnBqlQA

Burning a whole country this hard is practically genocide.
Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 10:21:35 AM
Reminds me of a joke I saw a standup tell years ago.

In school in England they taught us in history class about the Vikings and how they came to the northern shores of England to go robbing and pillaging and raping, but I don't believe them. Fine, the robbing and the pillaging, but you're telling me that the women of England are living with their short, fat, bad teethed turnip farmer husbands when one day a boat full of 6'5" blond haired, blue eyed warriors who spend all day rowing turns up on the shores? Yeah, I don't think there was much rape going on...

Surströmming (fermented Baltic herring)?.…
.Lutfisk (Sodium Hydroxide fish)??

Maybe the Vikings did come to England for the food…..then again….



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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM »
Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.
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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2023, 09:59:35 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM
Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.
Sorry, I was just being a dick

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Re: That's Some Disrespect
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2023, 11:09:52 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 09, 2023, 09:48:36 PM
Spotted Dick is awesome and I won't hear it slandered.

put this on Puck's tombstone
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