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The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
More than halfway through April and it's snowing in Virginia. Spring break!
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
Tit Monday is late this year in NYC, most of the time it comes up in the week leading to the draft. Too many cold mornings and the high never went over 71F this month.
Update: the funbags have spoken, it was today
Blimey!...the limeys are sweating 'n slimy in roasty toasty Blighty Meanwhile on the home front, booming thunderstorms finally abating (dog's happier) with the week ahead in the mid-90's.
I miss summer - winter makes me crotchety and blue
CHICAGO, July 26 (Reuters) - Top U.S. cattle feeding companies sent 1,000-pound carcasses to a Kansas landfill, where they were flattened by loader machines and mixed with trash, after a June heatwave killed thousands of cows, documents seen by Reuters show.Other cattle were buried in unlined graves, a feeding company said.Neither is a typical method for disposing of bodies. But so many cows died in the unusual heat and humidity that facilities that normally convert carcasses into pet food and fertilizer products were overwhelmed, prompting the state government and cattle feeders to take emergency measures.