Figured I would put this here.....
So I shoveled for over an hour with a bum shoulder (dislocated and tore my labrum) no complaints really, it was fun to get some semblance of exercise after 3 months of doing nothing but PT. Anyhow, I am digging my freaking car out and this jeep poopchute who is too lazy or broke to get and use a freaking shovel, is with his white trash GF eyeballing my spot I just dug out. I went inside to shower and change. She got out of the passenger side to read the orange cones I put down. Hey freak you, if I shovel a spot for an hour and half, it was really plowed in, I expect to keep that spot for a day or so.
Anyhow, I put up the following sign right in front of the bitch, I was going to ask if they wanted to borrow the shovel but frankly freak them.
"Please do not park here, asking out of common courtesy, I spent over an hour shoveling and will be happy to spend another hour putting it all back should the courtesy not be extended, if you catch my drift. (pun intended) Thank you, signed my name and apartment #." - To show how serious I was.
The super approved of my sign and was laughing, excrement he gave me the orange cones........I am pretty sure the poopchute threw my sign, but they didn't park there. I had my spot when I got back 5 hours later.