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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1965 on: January 26, 2022, 10:18:28 AM »
Bring it on, no better time for a big snowstorm than a Friday night

https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/big-storm-may-rock-nyc-region-with-foot-of-snow-or-more/

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1966 on: January 26, 2022, 10:44:54 AM »
Bring it on, no better time for a big snowstorm than a Friday night

https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/big-storm-may-rock-nyc-region-with-foot-of-snow-or-more/

No idea what we get down here.  Either a light dusting or a foot.  Who knows, but the NE is gonna get wrecked.

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1967 on: January 27, 2022, 08:19:10 AM »
It gon snow
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1968 on: January 27, 2022, 08:45:13 AM »
we went from -3 last night to -20 this morning.  Weather is cruel here.
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1969 on: January 27, 2022, 08:58:18 AM »
we went from -3 last night to -20 this morning.  Weather is cruel here.

I've spent the last week and a half dreaming of -3. We usually get a version of your weather a day or two after you've had it though, so fingers crossed. Looks like we might get to a balmy -6 by the end of the day today (-14 with windchill).

The government weather site is threatening +1 next Wednesday which sounds glorious. Of course it comes with more snow because freak me.
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1970 on: January 27, 2022, 10:05:16 AM »
It gon snow
By me, NWS is now saying 4-9", and Accuweather is saying 8-12".

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1971 on: January 27, 2022, 07:50:20 PM »
Put some speck on Winter Storm Kenan

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1972 on: January 30, 2022, 09:02:11 AM »
« Last Edit: January 31, 2022, 11:36:28 AM by delavan »

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1973 on: January 30, 2022, 10:19:59 PM »
Figured I would put this here.....

So I shoveled for over an hour with a bum shoulder (dislocated and tore my labrum) no complaints really, it was fun to get some semblance of exercise after 3 months of doing nothing but PT. Anyhow, I am digging my freaking car out and this jeep poopchute who is too lazy or broke  to get and use a freaking shovel, is with his white trash GF eyeballing my spot I just dug out. I went inside to shower and change. She got out of the passenger side to read the orange cones I put down. Hey freak you, if I shovel a spot for an hour and half, it was really plowed in, I expect to keep that spot for a day or so.

Anyhow, I put up the following sign right in front of the bitch, I was going to ask if they wanted to borrow the shovel but frankly freak them.


 "Please do not park here, asking out of common courtesy, I spent over an hour shoveling and will be happy to spend another hour putting it all back should the courtesy not be extended, if you catch my drift. (pun intended) Thank you, signed my name and apartment #." - To show how serious I was.

The super approved of my sign and was laughing, excrement he gave me the orange cones........I am pretty sure the poopchute threw my sign, but they didn't park there. I had my spot when I got back 5 hours later.
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1974 on: January 31, 2022, 07:35:56 AM »
Figured I would put this here.....

So I shoveled for over an hour with a bum shoulder (dislocated and tore my labrum) no complaints really, it was fun to get some semblance of exercise after 3 months of doing nothing but PT. Anyhow, I am digging my freaking car out and this jeep poopchute who is too lazy or broke  to get and use a freaking shovel, is with his white trash GF eyeballing my spot I just dug out. I went inside to shower and change. She got out of the passenger side to read the orange cones I put down. Hey freak you, if I shovel a spot for an hour and half, it was really plowed in, I expect to keep that spot for a day or so.

Anyhow, I put up the following sign right in front of the bitch, I was going to ask if they wanted to borrow the shovel but frankly freak them.


 "Please do not park here, asking out of common courtesy, I spent over an hour shoveling and will be happy to spend another hour putting it all back should the courtesy not be extended, if you catch my drift. (pun intended) Thank you, signed my name and apartment #." - To show how serious I was.

The super approved of my sign and was laughing, excrement he gave me the orange cones........I am pretty sure the poopchute threw my sign, but they didn't park there. I had my spot when I got back 5 hours later.

Puck's vehicle should be covered in mint soon.
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1975 on: January 31, 2022, 01:07:06 PM »
Puck's vehicle should be covered in mint soon.

Lolol.

I wrecked my already-sketchy back yesterday shoveling my 80-yr-old neighbor's driveway apron . Plus side: he had his wife make me a 7 and 7!

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1976 on: February 01, 2022, 07:56:16 AM »
we have a 5 alarm blizzard going thru Winnipeg right now.....fml
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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1977 on: February 01, 2022, 08:44:05 AM »
we have a 5 alarm blizzard going thru Winnipeg right now.....fml
Fire up the grill.

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1978 on: February 01, 2022, 08:44:22 AM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: This Weather is a Friggin Disgrace
« Reply #1979 on: February 01, 2022, 08:47:21 AM »
I just looked at the Canadian weather radar and it does seem to be a very specific "freak Winnipeg".

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