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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2014, 09:28:44 PM »
Yes, I went there quite a few years ago. We actually got engaged on the cliffs overlooking Coogee Bay. Fucked if I know where to go, but I know some people out there - I can ask on Facebook for you if you like.

That would be awesome. Thanks man. I know nothing about this city besides that opera House.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2014, 09:59:47 PM »
Bunch of answers on FB for you already Tom. All bar the obvious one are in that part of the world so go ahead and ask them about bars which I suspect is what you really want, although I doubt any of them can help with the peelers.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2014, 10:46:20 PM »
Bunch of answers on FB for you already Tom. All bar the obvious one are in that part of the world so go ahead and ask them about bars which I suspect is what you really want, although I doubt any of them can help with the peelers.

You can probably help Tommy by translating this from Engrish to English.
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2014, 07:23:32 AM »
When we went to Sydney it was over Christmas and New Year. On Boxing Day we went on a party boat - basically a boat that holds perhaps 80-100 people and has a bar and a DJ - and spent the afternoon sailing round Darling Harbour in glorious sunshine getting ripped to the funbags on E and liquor. It kicked us all out at about 5pm at which point everyone immediately went to a nightclub which was open at that time specifically for all the idiots getting off the party boats, and carried on consuming drugs and liquor until freak knows when. I don't know if those things keep going all year round or if it's just a Christmas thing, but if you have the chance you should definitely do it.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2014, 05:53:25 PM »
Saw one! Totally want to do it now.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2014, 06:12:34 PM »
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2014, 06:20:22 PM »
They don't have party boats in NYC?

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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2014, 06:20:24 PM »
Considering I have 8 meetings tomorrow in the Sydney heat, I may pass on that actually. I'll be back.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2014, 06:22:35 PM »
They don't have party boats in NYC?

They do, but they don't. More like dinner cruises and stuff. They run a few in the summer, but not like the ones in Sydney that I'm seeing.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2014, 06:25:45 PM »
Btw this place is heaven for derriere men. Women here are in incredible shape, and they all seem to have perfectly sculpted asses.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2014, 06:32:45 PM »
btw Tommy if you have any game whatsoever you should get laid easy. Australian broads love Americans guys, not sure about you though Hahahahaha. They hear the accent and get all lubed up. Good luck.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2014, 07:04:47 PM »
Haha. I barely went out last night, was dead, but some Estonian Aussie chick said that I look exactly like some Estonian rapper named Baby Loke, Baby loust or some excrement like that. Can't find him, want to know whether or not it was flattering. She said it was, so dunno.
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2014, 07:21:37 PM »
Haha. I barely went out last night, was dead, but some Estonian Aussie chick said that I look exactly like some Estonian rapper named Baby Loke, Baby loust or some excrement like that. Can't find him, want to know whether or not it was flattering. She said it was, so dunno.

No one by that name but Estonia has multiple bald guys who rap.

http://www.last.fm/tag/estonian%20hip-hop/artists




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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2014, 07:25:00 PM »
beebiloust found it. Uh...
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Re: Travel/Vacation advice
« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2014, 07:25:44 PM »
Btw this place is heaven for derriere men. Women here are in incredible shape, and they all seem to have perfectly sculpted asses.
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