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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #645 on: February 26, 2024, 05:59:07 PM »
I told my wife no dog til we have a yard. I know she'll hold me to my word.

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #646 on: February 26, 2024, 10:17:51 PM »
Smokey ready this and pissed on his keyboard
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #647 on: February 27, 2024, 10:33:04 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #648 on: February 27, 2024, 10:33:48 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #649 on: February 27, 2024, 10:34:06 AM »
Smokey barked for 10 minutes when I came home tonight

Those were dog slurs
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #650 on: March 06, 2024, 04:21:39 PM »
NASA spent a lot of time and money studying which foods they can supply astronauts that will produce the least amount of farts.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #651 on: March 06, 2024, 04:32:09 PM »
NASA spent a lot of time and money studying which foods they can supply astronauts that will produce the least amount of farts.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #652 on: March 08, 2024, 08:26:18 AM »
I wonder if Puck still plays bass for the Hives.

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