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I told my wife no dog til we have a yard. I know she'll hold me to my word.
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away
Smokey ready this and pissed on his keyboard
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
oh how the mighty have fallen.
Smokey barked for 10 minutes when I came home tonight
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
NASA spent a lot of time and money studying which foods they can supply astronauts that will produce the least amount of farts.
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"