About four years ago, I went to this nasty strip club in Clemson called The Elite Club...it had a freaking Apache helicopter in the parking lot. Dollar 30 second lap dances, and Christmas lights hanging everywhere.
Well, anyway it was BYOB, so we loaded up and bought bunch of buckets of ice from them. One of my friends was coming from the bars late, and we asked him to buy us some Little Caesars so we could eat it in the parking lot.
The dude shows up with eight pizzas for six people, and asks the bouncer if the place is BYOP (Bring Your Own Pizza). He asks the manager and he okays it.
Some nasty derriere black stripper comes over and takes a piece of pizza out of my friend's hand, starts eating it, and gives him a weird lap dance, then asks for a dollar while she finishes the pizza.
Everyone was blacked out, so around 4AM we called my friend's girlfriend (now his wife) to come get us, and she sends her friend.
I remember leaning out of this random girl's Acura (yes, an Acura) and projectile vomiting out of the window while she was going like 70 MPH. Then when we get back to her apartment, I went to the bathroom, missed the toilet, puked all over the floor and covered it with her rug.
Called my roommate to pick me up and left. Got back to my apartment and puked some more then passed out. Saw her a few weeks later and she just gave me this disgusted look.