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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2014, 08:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 09, 2014, 08:32:15 PM
I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.

My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.

or that Asian poontang you saucy dog
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2014, 08:37:31 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 09, 2014, 08:32:15 PM
I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.

My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.

it's the AIDS
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2014, 09:19:46 PM »
Just tote around this business card. you'll get all the wimminz

http://www.businessinsider.com/chen-guangbiaos-incredible-business-card-2014-1
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2014, 09:25:16 PM »
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #64 on: January 10, 2014, 10:40:29 PM »
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #65 on: January 10, 2014, 11:08:34 PM »
^Change the bottle to a blue jelly dildo and it's just another Friday night for ol' MB.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #66 on: January 13, 2014, 02:30:47 PM »
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #67 on: January 13, 2014, 05:59:28 PM »
Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #68 on: January 13, 2014, 06:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 13, 2014, 05:59:28 PM
Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.

You should have made them an offer.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2014, 10:21:45 AM »
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2014, 10:22:16 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 13, 2014, 05:59:28 PM
Yeah, heard about that. I'm all about globalization and all, but some brands should really be American-owned.

Like all of them? hahahaha
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2014, 09:32:19 PM »
I almost puked (this morning) after a night of pretty heavy drinking.

Turned into a excrement show after i drank my 2nd Dogfish Head World Wide Stout (18% ABV)...i had already drank a few beers before those and the night ended up with a few tequila shots soon after.

my stomach is made of iron. and ulcers
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2014, 09:33:26 PM »
I do not freak with tequila anymore. 
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2014, 09:34:24 PM »
I'm usually fine in the morning if I just stick to one type of alcohol. If shots show up at any point in the night, even if it's just one, I'm damaged goods the morning after. Every single time.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2014, 09:36:57 PM »
I just end up doing regrettable excrement when I mix types of liquor. 
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