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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2014, 12:10:09 AM »
edit: I was in a country bar, I blame this incident on that.


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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2014, 12:14:33 AM »
I generally have an iron stomach, but if the hiccups come, there is only one solution.

Probably twice a month.  The only way to get rid of them is to force myself to puke violently.  Feel like a million bucks afterwards though.

Last time I puked involuntarily while drinking was like 1996 new years.  Was a veggie at the time and somebody tricked me into eating some pizza with meat on it.  Didn't sit well.  My first hour of 1997 was spent puking in the bushes by the front porch.  Not my porch.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2014, 06:29:48 AM »
Last time I puked involuntarily while drinking was like 1996 new years.  Was a veggie at the time and somebody tricked me into eating some pizza with meat on it.  Didn't sit well.  My first hour of 1997 was spent puking in the bushes by the front porch.  Not my porch.

You should have puked on that person.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2014, 08:26:37 AM »
Best way to get rid of hiccups is a shot of vinegar. Works for me every time, also tastes awesome.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2014, 08:48:39 AM »
Sucking on a wedge of lemon usually does the trick, too.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2014, 05:55:22 PM »
Best way to get rid of hiccups is a shot of vinegar. Works for me every time, also tastes awesome.

Always looking for a better alternative to ramming my finger down my throat.

Details?  Is there a specific kind of vinegar?  Do you let it sit for awhile or just shoot it?

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2014, 05:55:54 PM »
Sucking on a wedge of lemon usually does the trick, too.

This one never worked for me, though the bartender gave it to me covered in salt, so who knows...

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2014, 06:03:39 PM »
Always looking for a better alternative to ramming my finger down my throat.

Details?  Is there a specific kind of vinegar?  Do you let it sit for awhile or just shoot it?

I've never tried balsamic, but I guess pretty much any vinegar will do. Just get a shot glass, pour about half a measure and nail it.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2014, 06:20:27 PM »
I always assumed the vinegar thing was a joke. Made me puke harder than the tequila...

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2014, 06:46:15 PM »
It's for getting rid of hiccups, not drunkenness.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2014, 07:02:14 PM »
Vinegar (organic apple cider vinegar is optimal) is used to stop the acid receptors in your stomach from creating acid reflux.

It basically tricks your stomach into thinking the acidity level is too high so it stops producing it. Works well for heartburn sufferers.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2014, 07:13:02 PM »
It's for getting rid of hiccups, not drunkenness.

I get hiccups when I drink.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2014, 08:11:39 PM »
This one never worked for me, though the bartender gave it to me covered in salt, so who knows...
I never did it with salt before, just a regular wedge.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2014, 12:44:25 PM »
I never did it with salt before, just a regular wedge.

I will try both ideas next time it happens.  I hate waking up the next day feeling like I was in a bar brawl.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2014, 08:32:15 PM »
I guess I should move that discussion here. I have a vicious hangover. This toy company called Funrise rented out the entire bar and the owner Arnie kept buying us shots.

My hangover feels... different. I think it's the air.
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