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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1065 on: June 16, 2020, 07:11:17 PM »

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1067 on: July 06, 2020, 01:37:14 PM »

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1068 on: October 06, 2020, 08:46:36 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1069 on: November 28, 2020, 07:22:23 PM »
I may be drunkenly wathing today's Clemson game to get more excited about Lawrence
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1070 on: December 05, 2020, 07:54:06 PM »
My wife's parents are downsizing houses.  They had a bunch of liquor they were getting rid of.  They gave us some Chambord. Holy excrement I could put it on my pancakes.  Must be 9 lbs of sugar in it but its glorious.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1071 on: December 05, 2020, 09:14:25 PM »
My wife's parents are downsizing houses.  They had a bunch of liquor they were getting rid of.  They gave us some Chambord. Holy excrement I could put it on my pancakes.  Must be 9 lbs of sugar in it but its glorious.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1072 on: December 13, 2020, 09:22:19 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1073 on: December 23, 2020, 07:01:15 PM »


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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1074 on: December 23, 2020, 08:59:44 PM »
I had some Johnnie Walker Blue tonight.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1075 on: December 23, 2020, 09:07:47 PM »
In lieu of the regular Christmas party, the guy who Mrs English contracts through for her work held a hosted scotch tasting experience with a professional whisky sommelier (or whatever you call him) over Zoom. I've never liked scotch, but this seemed like a great opportunity to really get my head round it - after all, I really like bourbon and Irish whiskey and also some rye - so I emailed him for a recommendation as to what to buy (I ended up with a Glenmorangie 10 year old) and went into it with an open mind.

Took about 15 minutes to confirm that I really hate scotch.

"Now drink it with the sharp cheddar cheese and see how it changes the flavour!"

Yeah, it just ruins a nice cheese.

"Now try it with the 78% chocolate and see what it does!"

It makes me hates two things I'm tasting instead of one.

I ended up with a beer off screen as he's walking us through a powerpoint presentation telling us about whiskies I'll never drink but would undoubtedly hate from distilleries I'll never visit. And now I have a $70 bottle of whisky I don't want, but at least I can offer guests a scotch.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1076 on: December 31, 2020, 05:52:04 PM »
I'm drinking cheap Rosé.  freak you for judging me.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1077 on: December 31, 2020, 05:55:12 PM »
I bought a bunch of different vermouths. Time to experiment with some Manhattans.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1078 on: February 13, 2021, 10:35:09 PM »
I've had some wine.  I want to travel places.

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1079 on: February 14, 2021, 05:31:54 PM »
Drinking wine, listening to sappy Phil Collins and Lionel Richie songs for comedy.

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