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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1050 on: March 29, 2020, 07:30:55 PM »
Now I’m getting excrement for getting drunk on a Sunday?? Never woulda happened before quarantine. Also this is 100% necessary
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1051 on: March 29, 2020, 07:32:44 PM »
Somehow I’m drinking less during quarantine. I was never one to shy away from the drink but I guess I just enjoy doing it socially.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1052 on: March 29, 2020, 07:43:18 PM »
I've been home this week because we were supposed to go on vacation for my son's spring break, but virus...

I keep trying to have one day where I don't have a drink, but I'm 0-8 so far. 
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1053 on: March 29, 2020, 08:33:39 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 29, 2020, 07:30:55 PM
Now I’m getting excrement for getting drunk on a Sunday?? Never woulda happened before quarantine. Also this is 100% necessary
What? From who? Sunday is football dsy, how do you not get drunk?
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1054 on: March 30, 2020, 04:17:47 PM »
Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer.  I feel like Puck.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1055 on: March 30, 2020, 05:19:12 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 30, 2020, 04:17:47 PM
Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer.  I feel like Puck.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1056 on: March 30, 2020, 05:19:49 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 30, 2020, 04:17:47 PM
Getting lit on my wife's hard seltzer because I'm too lazy to go get beer.  I feel like Puck.

So you're drinking Whiskey?
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1057 on: March 30, 2020, 06:12:43 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 30, 2020, 05:19:49 PM
So you're drinking Whiskey?
I feel like I'm alternating beer and teaspoons of sugar.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1058 on: March 30, 2020, 06:19:01 PM »
Getting drunk while hanging with friends on Zoom just isn't the same.

That said, I've had 1 day of drinking so far. Getting drunk and dealing with 3 and 6 year old tyrants is the worlds greatest buzzkill.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1059 on: March 30, 2020, 06:49:35 PM »
Quote from: klaximilian on March 30, 2020, 06:19:01 PM
Getting drunk while hanging with friends on Zoom just isn't the same.

That said, I've had 1 day of drinking so far. Getting drunk and dealing with 3 and 6 year old tyrants is the worlds greatest buzzkill.
Makes it easier for me.  Things don't annoy me as much if I've had a few beers.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1060 on: April 03, 2020, 06:34:01 AM »
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1061 on: April 06, 2020, 06:22:53 PM »
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1062 on: June 06, 2020, 03:38:56 PM »
Drankin Red Stripe.  Hey mon.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1063 on: June 06, 2020, 04:48:10 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on June 06, 2020, 03:38:56 PM
Drankin Red Stripe.  Hey mon.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1064 on: June 16, 2020, 03:51:03 PM »
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