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Drunk thread
« on: October 07, 2013, 08:21:51 AM »
Ridiculous weekend, the birthday celebrations started a week early. Got taken out for dinner on Friday night and drank loads of expensive wine, then out for my wife's niece's birthday on Saturday and got to bed at 7am. Spent the entire day in bed yesterday and still feel grim. Need to get myself sorted out in time for football tonight so I can get shitfaced all over again, then a couple of days off before the Vegas carnage starts on Thursday.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2013, 08:29:15 AM »
That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2013, 08:32:44 AM »
Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2013, 08:34:52 AM »
Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2013, 08:32:44 AM
Wouldn't your wife's niece be your niece as well?

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2013, 08:34:59 AM »
Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2013, 08:32:44 AM
Wouldn't your wife's niece by your niece as well?

Maybe it's because my parents are from another country where this isn't followed, but I always found it odd to call your blood aunt's husband "uncle", and your blood uncle's wife "aunt". Same for nieces and nephews.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2013, 08:36:48 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 08:34:59 AM
Quote from: Badger on October 07, 2013, 08:32:44 AM
Wouldn't your wife's niece by your niece as well?

Maybe it's because my parents are from another country where this isn't followed, but I always found it odd to call your blood aunt's husband "uncle", and your blood uncle's wife "aunt". Same for nieces and nephews.

When I got married it was a little strange to just "inherit" 5 nieces/nephews but I never considered that I wouldn't be referred to as an uncle or that they wouldn't be my nieces/nephews.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2013, 08:38:29 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 08:29:15 AM
That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?

Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2013, 08:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2013, 08:38:29 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 08:29:15 AM
That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?

Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.

I hope you're not taking your liver. If I was you I would drop it off at the clinic for safekeeping and pick it up a few weeks later after detox.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2013, 01:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 07, 2013, 08:41:17 AM
Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2013, 08:38:29 AM
Quote from: Tommy on October 07, 2013, 08:29:15 AM
That's awesome man. Is the wife going to Vegas with you, or is it just going to be you and a bunch of friends?

Mrs E is coming as well. Never knowingly missed a party, that one.

I hope you're not taking your liver. If I was you I would drop it off at the clinic for safekeeping and pick it up a few weeks later after detox.

Liverite is a hell of a drug.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2013, 09:41:46 PM »
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2013, 10:06:21 PM »
The Friday you guys came here was a lesson for me. I've probably drank a little bit every day since give a day or 4 but I'm not getting that fucked up again for a long freaking time.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2013, 09:01:09 AM »
Spending the weekend at my parents house upstate, and got shitfaced playing golf with some buddies. Then a grimey strip club. Then my friend drives over my parents front lawn. Parents are pissed at me coming home wrecked and for the lawn thing. I feel like I'm a teenager again.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2013, 10:11:19 PM »
2 dollar beer 1 dollar hotdog night at the Hartford Wolfpack game. promotion ends with the start of the 2nd period. needless to say i output away 8 budweisers and 3 hot dogs. and now I might die
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2013, 07:07:32 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on October 18, 2013, 10:11:19 PM
2 dollar beer 1 dollar hotdog night at the Hartford Wolfpack game. promotion ends with the start of the 2nd period. needless to say i output away 8 budweisers and 3 hot dogs. and now I might die

Hopefully you Chrebet86'd a hotdog on someone in front of you.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2013, 04:56:55 PM »
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