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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #390 on: October 17, 2022, 10:32:02 AM »
^ they had My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion playing on a loop down there.  It was really tough to take a pee while bawling my eyes out.
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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #391 on: October 17, 2022, 10:33:21 AM »
There's a joke in there somewhere about that song playing at a burger joint

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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #392 on: October 17, 2022, 10:38:15 AM »
There's a joke in there somewhere about that song playing at a burger joint

I see what you did there.
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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #393 on: October 17, 2022, 10:39:42 AM »
Where was that?
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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #394 on: October 17, 2022, 10:46:37 AM »
Where was that?

Burger Baroness in Queens
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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #395 on: October 17, 2022, 10:54:05 AM »
*The Baroness

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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #397 on: October 18, 2022, 11:29:22 PM »
Way overdue post.

Great tailgate as always. We crushed it, if I don’t say so myself.

Appreciate the kind words. It’s been different the past couple years because watching my kid *actually like* the Jets has been such a wild experience for me. I don’t really force it on him either, I just do my thing and he copies me. Lately, he begs us to wear a Jets (or Yankees) jersey and hat every day. He loves watching the games, throwing the ball around, and he especially loves the tailgate and the live game. Probably doesn’t hurt that he’s 2-0.

Scotland Jet is right- a few years ago just getting hammered and yelling at the top of my lungs for the Jets was peak living for me. excrement got real the past few years. I’ve enjoyed the journey






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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #398 on: October 18, 2022, 11:31:17 PM »
Does anyone know a good host for videos lol
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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #399 on: October 19, 2022, 01:17:24 PM »
Does anyone know a good host for videos lol

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Re: 2022 Tailgate - Jets vs. Dolphins - Week 5: Sunday October 9th
« Reply #400 on: October 30, 2022, 02:51:03 PM »
Extra grateful for our immaculate tailgate game selection ability right now