2022 College Football Thread

[Badger]

Max Duggan looks like Andy Dalton and Chad Pennington had a baby.

[MBGreen]

Max Duggan looks like Andy Dalton and Chad Pennington had a baby.

Ginger power

[MBGreen]

we'll be back next year.

Yes, i still heart Steve Avila...he belongs on the Jets oline.

Nvm...still #3.  Let's giver.

#ribbit

[delavan]

Slovis (Pitt) to enter transfer pirtal again, BC QB (and OC) return ‘home’ to Pitt

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pittsburgh/news/report-pitt-qb-kedon-slovis-entering-the-ncaa-transfer-portal/

[delavan]

NAIA Playoffs:  Keiser Univ. (FL), Mid-South Conf., ranked 12th has successively upset #4 ranked Bethel Univ. (TN), #1 ranked Morningside Univ. (Iowa), and #2 ranked Grand View Univ. (Iowa) and now face #3 ranked Northwestern College in the championship game - Go Seahawks!  (nephew's on the CS)  https://www.naia.org/sports/fball/index

[CatoTheElder]

https://twitter.com/NCAAPortal/status/1600169329135190016?t=La_K2whBVURB0RuivLBr1Q&s=19

[delavan]

Thursday 7:39 pm
Anyone reading this turn on ESPN’s “College Football Awards Show” now…

ESPN has Jen Lada purposely planted front and near-center in a silver form-fitted dress facing away from the camera so as to show off her shapely form featuring a callipygian rump that just won’t quit. 

[Johnny English]

I'd like to find a way to work the word "callipygian" into my daily discourse, but even with my unnecessarily florid way of speaking it might be a struggle.

In other words, I think GPM (Gods Per Minute) should be a draft metric. Based on that measure Dylan Gibbons is a high pick, even with an award for community activity he didn't once thank the Almighty for the work that he had been doing. I appreciate a lineman who says "you know what, the excrement I get recognised for comes from the work that I do, not a magical sky fairy". Bodes well for his career. Obviously the downside of this metric is that no one would ever draft a wideout.

[delavan]

I'd like to find a way to work the word "callipygian" into my daily discourse, but even with my unnecessarily florid way of speaking it might be a struggle.

In other words, I think GPM (Gods Per Minute) should be a draft metric. Based on that measure Dylan Gibbons is a high pick, even with an award for community activity he didn't once thank the Almighty for the work that he had been doing. I appreciate a lineman who says "you know what, the excrement I get recognised for comes from the work that I do, not a magical sky fairy". Bodes well for his career. Obviously the downside of this metric is that no one would ever draft a wideout.

Bully for Dylan Gibbons.  That said, you sayin’ I’m grandiloquent mistah?

[Johnny English]

Bully for Dylan Gibbons.  That said, you sayin’ I’m grandiloquent mistah?

You are and you revel in it. Never change.

[delavan]

Max Duggan & that demon alcohol…

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/zefsx9/max_duggans_lack_of_integrity_and_the_heisman/

Here’s a story about a sinner
He used to be a winner who enjoyed a life of prominence and position
But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements
And his selfish wife's fanatical ambition
It turned him to the booze
And he got mixed up with a floosie
And she led him to a life of indecision
The floosie made him spend his dole
She left him lying on Skid Row
A drunken lag in some Salvation Army Mission[/i]

[delavan]

Saturday, December 10, 2022

All times Eastern

Army vs. Navy
Sat., Dec. 10 | 3 p.m. | CBS
Stream live on fuboTV (Try for free)
Point spread: Navy -3
FPI prediction: Army 51.2%

FCS Championship Quarterfinal
Holy Cross at South Dakota State
Sat., Dec. 10 | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Stream live on fuboTV (Try for free)
Point spread: SDST -19

Division II Champ. Semifinal
West Florida at Ferris State
Sat., Dec. 10 | 12 p.m. | ESPN+

Division II Champ. Semifinal
Shepherd at Colorado School of Mines
Sat., Dec. 10 | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+

Division III Champ. Semifinal
Wartburg at Mount Union
Sat., Dec. 10 | 12 p.m. | ESPN+

Division III Champ. Semifinal
Mary Hardin-Baylor at North Central
Sat., Dec. 10 | 12 p.m. | ESPN+

Heisman Trophy Presentation
Sat., Dec. 10  l 8 p.m. l ESPN

[delavan]

Sacramento State’s Troy Taylor leaving Hornets to become Stanford Cardinal football coach

https://amp.sacbee.com/news/article269828347.html

[Heismanberg]

Sacramento State’s Troy Taylor leaving Hornets to become Stanford Cardinal football coach

https://amp.sacbee.com/news/article269828347.html

Interesting hire

Former NYJ QB

[delavan]

Interesting hire

Former NYJ QB

Seems he knows how to light up a scoreboard even if he eschewed the traditional thinking of ”if you have two starting QBs you have none” this year:

https://skylinesportsmt.com/sacramento-states-offense-is-like-no-other-in-the-country-how-the-hornets-are-succeeding-with-two-quarterbacks/

In Taylor’s last game the Sac St Hornets dropped 63 on Incarnate Word.  Unfortunately for Sac St Incarnate Word dropped 66 in return.  If your coaching chops includes ‘defense’ Heis you may want to consider forwarding your résumé’ to Coach T c/o The Farm at Palo Alto.  ; )