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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2022, 08:48:10 AM »
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Former NFL quarterback Trent Dilfer is expected to become the next head football coach at UAB, sources told ESPN's @PeteThamel
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2022, 09:36:53 AM »
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Former NFL quarterback Trent Dilfer is expected to become the next head football coach at UAB, sources told ESPN's @PeteThamel
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He really, really wants that Fresno State job in a couple years when Jeff Tedford retires again.

If he does OK at UAB, it's probably his. 
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2022, 09:43:56 AM »
Trent Dilfer has three daughters and they're all hot volleyball players.
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2022, 03:48:13 PM »
Trent Dilfer has three daughters and they're all hot volleyball players.
Do you think their friends tease them because their dad's a DILF?

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2022, 04:34:22 PM »
Do you think their friends tease them because their dad's a DILF?

Don’t you think it’s more likely they are teased because they are in fact DILF’s?
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2022, 04:47:01 PM »
Florida Gators QB Jalen Kitna (Jon Kitna's son) has been arrested and charged for possession of child pornography. 



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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2022, 04:48:20 PM »
Don’t you think it’s more likely they are teased because they are in fact DILF’s?
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #128 on: December 02, 2022, 11:21:35 PM »

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #129 on: December 03, 2022, 09:50:33 AM »


Call me a crusty ol freak but following up his "freak ND" with "freak Utah" fingernails reflects poorly on both Caleb and Lincoln Riley.  Couldn't see a Bryce Young doing that or a Saban/ Deebo/Kirby allowing it.  It’s one thing to actively jaw against the opposing team during the heat of the moment but letting his players openly promote hateful language towards the other team screams lack of discipline.  I was semi rooting for Caleb to win the heisman but I didn’t realize what an arrogant prick he is.  He'll still probably win the heisman (as he should) but it was good to see the Utes punk the phuck outta him..

https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1598861652824584192

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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #130 on: December 03, 2022, 09:54:27 AM »


Call me a crusty ol freak but following up his "freak ND" with "freak Utah" fingernails reflects poorly on both Caleb and Lincoln Riley.  Couldn't see a Bryce Young doing that or a Saban/ Deebo/Kirby allowing it.  It’s one thing to actively jaw against the opposing team during the heat of the moment but letting his players openly promote hateful language towards the other team screams lack of discipline.  I was semi rooting for Caleb to win the heisman but I didn’t realize what an arrogant prick he is.  He'll still probably win the heisman (as he should) but it was good to see the Utes punk the phuck outta him..

https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1598861652824584192

The Heisman belongs to Hacksaw Max Duggan. #HOOOOO!
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #131 on: December 03, 2022, 10:30:13 AM »
The Heisman belongs to Hacksaw Max Duggan. #HOOOOO!
He's come on but too little too late.   You still want the guy in from of him (Steve Avila)?

edit: MB, Max was awesome esp. in crunch time.  Too bad for some questionable play calling by TCU in OT.  At the same time your boy Avila (TCU C) and the TCU fatties up front got stoned by K-State back to back but a monday morning quarterbacking case could be made for the play calling (let alone a TCU unfriendly ball spot on 3rd down..ball should’ve been spotted inches from the goal line).   Sad end to a hellava season for the Horned Frogs.
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #132 on: December 03, 2022, 05:50:43 PM »
He's come on but too little too late.   You still want the guy in from of him (Steve Avila)?

edit: MB, Max was awesome esp. in crunch time.  Too bad for some questionable play calling by TCU in OT.  At the same time your boy Avila (TCU C) and the TCU fatties up front got stoned by K-State back to back but a monday morning quarterbacking case could be made for the play calling (let alone a TCU unfriendly ball spot on 3rd down..ball should’ve been spotted inches from the goal line).   Sad end to a hellava season for the Horned Frogs.

we'll be back next year.

Yes, i still heart Steve Avila...he belongs on the Jets oline.
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Re: 2022 College Football Thread
« Reply #134 on: December 04, 2022, 09:23:11 AM »
I hope he does well there.
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