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Is it Wrong Thread?
« on: December 24, 2021, 07:37:37 AM »

Might as well have a social ettiquette thread in a place without any etiquette and with people pretending to give a excrement about societal norms.......I am asking you assholes.

Here's the situation:

I am making baked clam dip,


 I am thanking each and every clam that opens after I cook them for their service without giving them tostitos?


Is this wrong?
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Re: Is it Wrong Thread?
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2021, 07:54:24 AM »
Might as well have a social ettiquette thread in a place without any etiquette and with people pretending to give a excrement about societal norms.......I am asking you assholes.

Here's the situation:

I am making baked clam dip,


 I am thanking each and every clam that opens after I cook them for their service without giving them tostitos?


Is this wrong?


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Re: Is it Wrong Thread?
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2021, 08:10:40 AM »

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Re: Is it Wrong Thread?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2021, 08:57:23 AM »
Might as well have a social ettiquette thread in a place without any etiquette and with people pretending to give a excrement about societal norms.......I am asking you assholes.

Here's the situation:

I am making baked clam dip,


 I am thanking each and every clam that opens after I cook them for their service without giving them tostitos?


Is this wrong?
You just have to crush a few Tostitos and sprinkle them over the top of the dip while reciting "Dear Lord, We honor our oysters, clams and cockles who gave their best when they were called upon to serve this party. We pray that you will bless them, Lord, for their unshellfish service in the continual struggle to preserve our flavors, our spices, and our country's cuisine, for all of us."

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Re: Is it Wrong Thread?
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2021, 01:38:29 PM »
You just have to crush a few Tostitos and sprinkle them over the top of the dip while reciting "Dear Lord, We honor our oysters, clams and cockles who gave their best when they were called upon to serve this party. We pray that you will bless them, Lord, for their unshellfish service in the continual struggle to preserve our flavors, our spices, and our country's cuisine, for all of us."
I'm actually headed to an oyster roast.  I'll try this.

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Re: Is it Wrong Thread?
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2021, 12:22:29 AM »
You just have to crush a few Tostitos and sprinkle them over the top of the dip while reciting "Dear Lord, We honor our oysters, clams and cockles who gave their best when they were called upon to serve this party. We pray that you will bless them, Lord, for their unshellfish service in the continual struggle to preserve our flavors, our spices, and our country's cuisine, for all of us."

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