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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #120 on: April 11, 2014, 10:36:16 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #121 on: April 22, 2014, 10:39:58 AM »
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A few weeks ago i was rifling through my cabinets for a quick snack. None of my stuff seemed to go with anything else I had, but I was starving and too lazy to get dressed and make the trip to Subway, so I made do.

After carefully examining my various orphan ingredients, I decided to do a reinterpretation of tuna salad. Unfortunately, the only mayo I had was some weird derriere hippy stuff I bought from Trader Joe's when I was drunk. It was southwest/chipotle something or another. The stuff was gross. Tasted like someone had taken regular mayonnaise and mixed it with ketchup and ball sweat. But I was hungry, so I mixed it up with a can of tuna.

As I stood in the kitchen eyeing this chunky pink concoction, wondering to myself if I should eat it or just throw it away, I somehow got it in my head that adding that can of imitation crab meat (that I bought in 2009) would be a good idea. Emboldened by this sudden inspiration, I decided to continue adding things.

I mixed in some leftover sauce packets from Taco Bell. I mixed in some Cholula and cumin. Some refried beans and tartar sauce. This was going to be great.

When I felt my masterpiece was complete, I took a step back to admire my canvas. Didn't look so good. Almost seemed angry i had brought it into existence. It honestly reminded me of the stuff that sprayed out of my derriere that time I picked up an intestinal parasite in Panama.

Undeterred by how unappealing my creation appeared, I neertheless settled down on the couch with an entire bowl of the stuff. Turning on an episode of Ghost Adventures, I took my first bite.

I really didn't think it would be that bad. I was wrong. It was rancid and stringy. It tasted like I was eating Jennifer Lopez' yeast infection. The funny thing is that when I looked at that first spoonful that I had spat out onto my TV tray, it actually seemed slightly more appetizing. I still threw away the rest, though.

So, it didn't go well. Still, I felt it needed a name. I thought of the melding of seafood and southwest flavors. It came to me.

"Seamen Fiesta."

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #123 on: May 15, 2014, 09:36:52 AM »
I want to eat a whole box of these and then pass out under my desk.


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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #124 on: May 21, 2014, 04:49:49 PM »

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #125 on: May 23, 2014, 08:53:25 AM »
That excrement's revolting.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #126 on: May 23, 2014, 09:40:35 AM »
Hahahahha
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #127 on: May 24, 2014, 01:09:00 AM »
I don't get it. It's just a head of lettuce and some dressing. Am I missing something?
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #128 on: May 24, 2014, 08:25:11 AM »
Newman's own salad dressing isn't bad.



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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #129 on: May 25, 2014, 05:17:57 PM »
>be JE
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>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #130 on: May 25, 2014, 07:47:11 PM »
I freaking live for 4chan posts.  not sure what that website is or who those people are, but I always find them hilarious

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #131 on: May 28, 2014, 12:16:54 PM »



I tried a Vietnamese restaurant for lunch today for the first time.  It was awful.


I ordered something simple: fried egg noodles with shrimp/chicken covered in some oily sauce.

The meal was completely soaked in this sauce.  That's what killed it for me.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #132 on: June 03, 2014, 04:12:21 PM »
What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?




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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #133 on: June 03, 2014, 11:53:06 PM »

What is MB's favorite Japanese restaurant?




Chuck E. Hana

Is his favorite Chinese place PF Cheese's?

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #134 on: June 04, 2014, 07:04:02 AM »
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