Epic Fud

[Badger]

Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.

[bojanglesman]

Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.

. This is MB's fap fantasy.

[MBGreen]

Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.

[Tommy]

Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.

My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.

My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.

I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and

freaking.

CHEESE.

DUST.

EVERYWHERE.

Melt the american cheese over the macaroni.

[bojanglesman]

[Badger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAjykZxKIqs

[Badger]

[MBGreen]

^ Weber makes a nice BBQ

[Badger]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx

[Heismanberg]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx

nooooo

[MBGreen]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/20ppr7/whats_the_weirdest_thing_that_youve_seen_at/cg5l7xx

the first comment destroyed ketchup for me for the rest of eternity.

[Badger]

[Johnny English]

I want you to do one of those 4chan posts that goes something like:

> be me
> post some excrement I think is funny on JO
> not realise that it's too small to read and when you click on it to make it full size, you have to scroll across to read each freaking line
> take myself outside and kick myself in the face repeatedly

[Badger]

>be JE
>on line to ride roller coaster
>get to front of line
>ride attendant says I'm 1cm too short to ride
>MFW
>La Ronde is rubbish

[Badger]

http://imgur.com/a/4xzQR