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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1065 on: March 25, 2020, 12:52:08 PM »
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Kopi luwak (Sumatra)

Time to fess up: I have never tried this one. Not because I have any great fear of drinking something that has passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet and then been collected by rummaging around in its feces, but because coffee is one of two things to which I am allergic (the other being oysters). Apparently kopi luwak is the most expensive brew on earth, so maybe I am missing something. I can learn to live with not knowing.

I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1066 on: March 26, 2020, 08:31:21 PM »
I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1067 on: March 30, 2020, 01:47:12 PM »

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1068 on: March 30, 2020, 04:14:24 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1069 on: March 30, 2020, 05:18:18 PM »
I have had this. It's fine. The civet is digesting the cherry fruit around the bean, they're collected and washed and roasted. It's not like you're making coffee from fresh turds.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1070 on: March 31, 2020, 03:47:11 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1071 on: April 09, 2020, 06:00:07 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1072 on: April 09, 2020, 07:10:02 PM »
What's "Gewurz"?

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1073 on: April 09, 2020, 07:21:54 PM »
What's "Gewurz"?

"Spicy", or close.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1074 on: April 22, 2020, 06:52:36 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1075 on: April 22, 2020, 08:56:09 AM »
Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.

The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread. 
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1076 on: April 22, 2020, 09:23:32 AM »
Ordered wings through a local place (Uber Eats) on Sunday night.

The driver brought us three Hawaiian pizzas and some garlic bread. 

You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1077 on: April 22, 2020, 10:08:56 AM »
You should have excrement in the bag (they wouldn't check) and tell them to take it back.

"I knew this wasn't your order, but they kept saying it was!  Lemme get a 5 star review tho!"
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1078 on: May 12, 2020, 05:26:17 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1079 on: May 12, 2020, 06:31:04 AM »
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