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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #855 on: August 20, 2017, 07:58:32 AM »
Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #856 on: August 20, 2017, 02:35:30 PM »
Just realized I won't even be able to stop at Chik Fil A on I-95 today.

Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #857 on: August 20, 2017, 03:15:55 PM »
Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza.  If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #858 on: August 20, 2017, 06:16:31 PM »
Find a Chuck-E-Cheese.
At least they have games along with shitty pizza.  If you get about 100 tickets playing skee ball, you can get a plastic spider ring.

A. As far as I can remember, their pizza was substantially better than CiCi's.

B. CiCi's had an arcade room too, not that I had the time or inclination to use it.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #859 on: August 20, 2017, 07:23:31 PM »
#shiteating

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #860 on: August 20, 2017, 07:48:59 PM »
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #861 on: August 20, 2017, 08:20:01 PM »
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.
Imagine buying the shittiest premade pizza dough you could buy in a gas station.  Also some bottom shelf canned pizza sauce and some pepperoni from 1987 on it.  Add rubbery cheese.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #862 on: August 20, 2017, 08:33:08 PM »
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.

First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.

 But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #863 on: August 20, 2017, 08:57:57 PM »
First ask Badger, he's the idiot that ate there.

 But just in case, get bad pizza dough, cook it till its cardboard in texture. Then wet it and make it soggy with sauce that makes Ragu taste like sauce from a good Italian joint. Then add crappy Mozzarella and cheap cheddar like substance and brown the top...... add all kinds of shitty toppings. Then your have pizza that rivals Papa John's in disgusting.
Papa John's is glorious in comparison.  Trust me, I had my fair share of excrement pizza and beer in college.  They were all terrible compared to good NY Pizza, but Papa John's is not the worst around.  I'd put Domino's and Pizza Hut well below it.  Either way, they are all vying for the title of least smelly turd.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #864 on: August 20, 2017, 09:57:11 PM »
I don't have the vaguest idea what CiCi's even is.

Imagine Pizza Hut, but 150% more retarded and served buffet style.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #865 on: August 21, 2017, 06:38:44 AM »
Had to google it:



Surprised they don't have one with grits as a topping.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #866 on: August 21, 2017, 07:45:01 AM »
Wow. To say Papa John's is good in comparison is a statement. I wouldn't eat that garbage if you put a gun to my head. Even Dominoes I had to be high to eat back in the day.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #867 on: August 21, 2017, 08:21:45 AM »
"We found this excrement in the clearance bin at Food Lion.  Let's shove it on a pizza and douse it in that red excrement."

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #868 on: August 21, 2017, 09:39:47 AM »
the real crime nobody is talking about here is that Badger forced his family to eat that excrement too.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #869 on: August 21, 2017, 10:01:58 AM »
I would definitely have eaten pancakes at IHOP for dinner if the other choice was CiCi's.
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