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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #780 on: April 14, 2017, 11:43:41 AM »
The way Samuel L Jackson's character in The Kingsman eats McDonald's is the only way to eat McDonald's. 

this is exactly what i say, with the exact same tone, every time i bite into a cheeseburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecc0nbg9m-8

it doesn't even matter if the burger tastes like excrement

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #781 on: April 14, 2017, 11:45:25 AM »
as others have mentioned chipotle is good for what it is but if i'm going to eat fake mexican i prefer other places like qdoba or moe's southwest grill over it

i grab chipotle every couple of years, and every time i go in i feel like the place is filled with teenaged white girls who are about to go home and binge watch a gay show on netflix

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #782 on: April 14, 2017, 11:50:24 AM »
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #783 on: April 14, 2017, 11:54:42 AM »
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

wtf JE

i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #784 on: April 14, 2017, 11:57:30 AM »
Fast food places I have eaten at:

- McDonald's
- Burger King
- Wendy's
- Subway
- KFC
- Dairy Queen
- A million and one greasy independent kebab shops

Fast food places I have never eaten at:

- Taco Bell
- Chipotle
- Five Guys
- Chik-Fil-A
- Sonic
- In 'n' Out
- Nando's

Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.

Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #785 on: April 14, 2017, 11:58:25 AM »
wtf JE

i dont care what anybody says, taco bell is a muthafuggin institution

Haha, for real. Make a run for the border, then a run for the bathroom!
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #786 on: April 14, 2017, 12:05:49 PM »
Hardee's/Carl Jr's and Moe's are the only popular fast food places I can think of off the top of my head that I haven't eaten.

Hit up Sonic. It's by far the best name on the list of places you haven't been.

I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).

We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #787 on: April 14, 2017, 12:23:42 PM »
I do plan to try Taco Bell at some point, just haven't got round to it. If I eat fast food twice a year that would be a lot (assuming we're not including Tim Horton's for breakfast and the obligatory roadtrip Timbits).

We don't have Sonic, Hardees, Carls Jr or Moe's in Canada, at least not that I'm aware of. Of my "not tried" list, the only ones available in Canada are Taco Bell, Five Guys and Nando's. Chipotle might be here but I haven't seen one.

It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.

I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.

The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #788 on: April 14, 2017, 07:41:49 PM »
It certainly makes it harder to check them out if they're not in your country. I like 5 Guys fries, but the burgers are just okay.

I've had Mexican food in southern California, Arizona, and Texas. I'd never call Taco Bell "Mexican" but Taco Bell late at night when you're not sober is great.

The reality is, it's all garbage and certainly takes precious moments off my life every time I consume it, but fast food and Starbucks are pretty much the only things that filled the gap for me once I quit smoking. I'm definitely a "shitty food and coffee" addict, but it's still better than cancer sticks.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #789 on: April 14, 2017, 08:22:12 PM »
I haven't been to Taco Bell in 10 years.  I would get a chicken soft taco when I went.  I guess that's the equivalent of a plain cheeseburger.  Everything else had too much cheese and heavy sauce.  I don't miss it. 

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #790 on: April 14, 2017, 08:23:16 PM »
After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #791 on: April 14, 2017, 08:30:59 PM »
I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south.  Cajun fried chicken.  Breakfast all day.  Nothing healthy.  Cajun spiced steak fries.  Buttermilk biscuits.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #792 on: April 14, 2017, 08:41:02 PM »
After having Del Taco in SoCal a bunch of times, I can't stomach Taco Bell anymore.
I eat del taco twice a week.  Their fries are the best.  Basic tacos, no bs.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #793 on: April 14, 2017, 08:48:52 PM »
I know it's kind of obvious, but Bojangles is good down in the south.  Cajun fried chicken.  Breakfast all day.  Nothing healthy.  Cajun spiced steak fries.  Buttermilk biscuits.

Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #794 on: April 14, 2017, 08:59:22 PM »
Bojangles is an actual restaurant? I always wondered what your board name meant.
Yep.  I practically lived there in college. I'm sure I'll die 10 years before I should have because of their Cajun fillet combo, but it was worth it.