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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #750 on: April 01, 2017, 08:07:23 PM »
If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #751 on: April 02, 2017, 11:27:45 PM »
If they were McDonalds cheeseburgers I could probably do it.
I still have a soft spot for those.  Will get them 2 or 3 times a year.  Put a gun to my head and I would fold them taco style.  I could do 6 with a side of fries in 5 minutes easy.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #752 on: April 09, 2017, 03:28:31 PM »
Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #753 on: April 13, 2017, 05:24:49 PM »
Had a long drive and a big hangover today, so I stopped and had a fast food burger for the first time in years. It was a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger from Burger King, and it was one of the most disgusting things I've eaten in a long time. Threw half of it away despite being incredibly hungry. Dry, grey patty, soggy bacon and a huge dollop of oversweetened ketchup. I don't think I could make something that revolting if I tried.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #754 on: April 13, 2017, 08:14:56 PM »
BK is bad here.  Can't even imagine how bad the exported version is.

Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #755 on: April 13, 2017, 08:38:57 PM »
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well

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« Reply #756 on: April 13, 2017, 09:12:16 PM »
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well

We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #757 on: April 13, 2017, 09:13:20 PM »
We're talking about drunk food. I'm not waiting 30 mins on line for chick filla and shake shack when I can get Wendy's in 5 mins.

You just said youd eat BK and Wendys sober

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #758 on: April 13, 2017, 09:16:04 PM »
I think a simple cheeseburger from all of the fast food big boys is ok.  Anything beyond that is asking for trouble.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #759 on: April 13, 2017, 09:18:26 PM »
Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

I had a BK because I was hungover as freak and it was the only option at the highway service station I stopped at. I regret my decision.

I don't mind Subway if I have to eat fast food. They have some not terrible options. Obviously if you're having a meatball sub then you deserve what you get.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #760 on: April 14, 2017, 08:50:34 AM »
Whopper is one of the only fast food burgers I'll eat sober. The first is Wendys.

The only one I'll eat at this point is Wendy's and even there I get the chicken these days.

Theres so many up and coming fast food "alternatives" that I cant imagine why people still eat McDonalds, Wendys, BK, subway and that excrement.

Its not real food by any means but stuff like five guys, chic-fila, chiptole at least attemps to pretend to be real food. Theres also a lot of regional chain "fast foodish" burger joints all over the place as well

Yeah, I'll hit the Chik-Fil-A, Five Guys, Smashburger, Chipotle stops long before I'll consider the traditional "fast food" spots.

Besides, it's just as fast, if not faster, these days because all of them except Chik-Fil-A let you order ahead online.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #761 on: April 14, 2017, 09:00:54 AM »
Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #762 on: April 14, 2017, 09:03:43 AM »
Chipolte freaking sucks, you're better off with Wendy's.

Chipolte is garbage.

Chipotle is not.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #763 on: April 14, 2017, 09:04:29 AM »
Chipolte is garbage.

Chipotle is not.

Typo or not they both are disgusting.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #764 on: April 14, 2017, 09:07:14 AM »
The last time I ate Chipotle will be the last time I ever eat Chipotle. 

It was not disgusting, but it wasn't good either.  I'd rather just go order better Mexican food from actual Mexicans for half the cost. 
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