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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #735 on: February 28, 2017, 10:23:44 PM »
I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #736 on: March 01, 2017, 12:08:00 AM »
I've never had peas on a pizza but I feel like there's potential there. I like peas.

I'd be willing to at least try. I don't even hate Hawaiian style or pineapple on my pizza.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #737 on: March 01, 2017, 07:14:36 PM »
you fuckers are heathens.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #738 on: March 12, 2017, 04:05:45 PM »


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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #739 on: March 12, 2017, 04:37:49 PM »
That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #740 on: March 12, 2017, 04:43:04 PM »
That's probably the best looking food you've ever posted on here.
nah...i posted a burger King whopper once.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #741 on: April 01, 2017, 10:39:09 AM »

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #742 on: April 01, 2017, 10:41:58 AM »
Alternatively, he's going to stay in his basement with his family size pizza and a six pack of Mountain Dew pulling his sweaty little rooster over all the things he imagines himself doing if he were just brave enough to go outside.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #743 on: April 01, 2017, 10:51:56 AM »
What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #744 on: April 01, 2017, 10:54:43 AM »
What's wrong with soloing a family size pizza?

Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #745 on: April 01, 2017, 02:15:10 PM »
Nothing, as long as it either follows or is followed by some form of prolonged movement, preferably outdoors.
...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #746 on: April 01, 2017, 02:17:30 PM »
...Says the guy who hasn't ran in over a month.

I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #747 on: April 01, 2017, 02:19:48 PM »
I haven't, but then I haven't eaten a family sized pizza in over a month either.
That would be bigger than you.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #748 on: April 01, 2017, 06:12:47 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #749 on: April 01, 2017, 08:05:28 PM »
Badge, I feel like your moment to shine is here:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2017/3/video-world-record-falls-at-hamburger-eating-competition-in-the-philippines-467190

Five in a minute seems almost doable, but the one burger at a time rule hurts.