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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #390 on: March 25, 2015, 10:58:19 AM »
You're an poopchute for doing that.

Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #391 on: March 25, 2015, 11:02:02 AM »
Why? She has eaten it loads of times and never had a problem. It's entirely psychosomatic in her case, she isn't allergic to anything. If I tell her I'll either ruin her entire belief system, or I'll ruin one of her favourite dishes for her forever. I'd be an poopchute if I did tell her.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #392 on: March 25, 2015, 11:09:44 AM »
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived,  you wouldnt.

The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.

I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #393 on: March 25, 2015, 11:12:10 AM »
The first time she tried it was when I took it to a potluck and I had no idea of her "allergy", she emailed me the following day telling me how good it was. Didn't think anything more of it until at least two more times later when Mrs E mentioned how funny it was that someone so allergic to fish had no problem with a dish loaded with fish sauce, at which point it seemed easier to just say nothing.

I agree that if I had deliberately given fish-laden food to someone with an allergy and not said anything it would be a dick move, but that wasn't the case. At this point it's probably best left alone.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #394 on: March 25, 2015, 11:16:58 AM »
If I came to u, said I was allergic to fish and you served me a dish with fish in It anyway.....if I survived,  you wouldnt.

JE would be drinking fish sauce through a straw.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #395 on: March 29, 2015, 10:55:03 AM »
MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies.  So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies.  Snack of champions.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #396 on: March 29, 2015, 11:01:30 AM »
MBGreen just asked if they made White Cheeze Whiz because it would taste great on Arrowroot cookies.  So, that's White Cheeze Whiz on baby cookies.  Snack of champions.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #397 on: March 29, 2015, 03:25:00 PM »
How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #398 on: March 29, 2015, 07:25:16 PM »

How many fluffernutter sandwiches is it okay to eat in one day? I think I made it to a healthy dozen a couple of days ago.

As many as you can physically ingest.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #399 on: March 29, 2015, 08:20:39 PM »
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #400 on: March 29, 2015, 08:37:52 PM »
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.
I thought fluffernutter was the lady that gets a guy "ready" offscreen in porno.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #401 on: March 30, 2015, 12:11:14 AM »
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #402 on: March 30, 2015, 06:13:40 AM »
TIL that the word "fluffernutter" exists. Never, ever mock my silly English words again.

Fluffernutter describes the disgusting and delicious sandwich perfectly.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #403 on: March 30, 2015, 07:52:51 AM »
I didn't like PB&J or Fluffernutter (gross) as a kid.  used to eat sandwiches that were straight up 2 pieces of bread with peanut butter in between.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #404 on: March 30, 2015, 07:58:44 AM »
that excrement sounds disgusting.


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