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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #240 on: January 04, 2015, 09:39:42 AM »
I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
Did you get salmonella?

Ebola?

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #241 on: January 04, 2015, 09:57:24 AM »

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #242 on: January 04, 2015, 10:20:25 AM »

Did you get salmonella?

Ebola?

I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #243 on: January 04, 2015, 10:24:35 AM »
I'll be on a plane tomorrow so probably Ebola.
Better hope NSA isn't tracking these forums

You'll end up locked in a cell in Atlanta

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #244 on: January 04, 2015, 10:36:07 AM »
Damn.  Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #245 on: January 04, 2015, 10:37:31 AM »

Damn.  Even I wouldn't eat 7-11 food...or whatever it is they sell there.

Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.

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« Reply #246 on: January 04, 2015, 10:40:05 AM »
Yeah you would, Mr. McDonalds breakfast.

absolutely not.  The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #247 on: January 04, 2015, 10:41:36 AM »

absolutely not.  The smells that come out of 7-11 are rancid.

Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #248 on: January 04, 2015, 10:42:39 AM »
Sounds like you're describing McDonalds.

I'm not though.  it's 100% 7-11.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #249 on: January 04, 2015, 10:45:48 AM »

I'm not though.  it's 100% 7-11.

You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.

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« Reply #250 on: January 04, 2015, 10:46:50 AM »
You know you're just preferring the garbage you're familiar with. There's no difference in quality.

there's a huge difference.
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« Reply #251 on: January 04, 2015, 10:49:35 AM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #252 on: January 04, 2015, 10:50:15 AM »

there's a huge difference.

Yes, one appeals directly to children.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #253 on: January 04, 2015, 10:50:31 AM »
Badger ate too much 7-11...he's delirious.
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« Reply #254 on: January 04, 2015, 10:50:49 AM »
Yes, one appeals directly to children.

you should be all over it then.
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