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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #225 on: December 09, 2014, 03:43:05 PM »
I just don't get their use. I bought that along with a bunch other spices when I first started cooking and couldn't figure out why anyone would put that frap into their food.

I think I might have put some in homemade mulled wine once. It was OK.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #226 on: December 09, 2014, 03:51:07 PM »
My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #227 on: December 09, 2014, 03:55:58 PM »
My Mum used to stick them into the outside of a ham when she was roasting it.

I prefer the method of prison-shanking a porK loin and then shoving garlic chunks in the holes.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #228 on: December 15, 2014, 12:12:04 AM »


Just had this in Tokyo. Burger King Black Diamond burger, dyed in octopus juice or something. It tasted... weird, but good.


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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #229 on: December 15, 2014, 01:58:19 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #231 on: December 21, 2014, 07:08:09 PM »

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #232 on: January 03, 2015, 09:08:59 PM »
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #233 on: January 03, 2015, 09:51:40 PM »
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #234 on: January 03, 2015, 09:55:48 PM »
7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were  not very good.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #235 on: January 03, 2015, 10:00:57 PM »
7-Elevens in HK served fish balls and dumplings. They were  not very good.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #236 on: January 03, 2015, 10:04:03 PM »
Tommy:  "WTF is that nasty looking excrement?"
7-11 Asia: "Shark taint with octopus labia cheese"
Tommy: "Gat damn!  I can't even........what the freak? I'll take two of each."

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #237 on: January 04, 2015, 05:27:48 AM »
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #238 on: January 04, 2015, 06:48:32 AM »
We had to be somewhere very early this morning so I had a 7-Eleven breakfast. 3 mini breakfast empanadas, 2 chicken taquitos, and 1 microwaved sausage egg and cheese croissant. Pretty sure my dad's car still smells like it.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #239 on: January 04, 2015, 08:22:34 AM »
I had a sausage, egg and cheese muffin from 7-Eleven on NYD because I had a stinking hangover and it was the only place open in the immediate vicinity. It was hideous, but it did the job.
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