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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1245 on: February 08, 2021, 03:27:38 AM »
https://twitter.com/fvckgerry/status/1358298160574070786

smthg smthg white people food no taste or spices having to use boiled cheetos for taste smthg

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1246 on: February 08, 2021, 03:57:01 PM »
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1247 on: February 08, 2021, 04:13:18 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lflxxz/foodie_recipe/
I wish I was able to capture my face at the moment when she took out the two scrapers

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1248 on: February 08, 2021, 04:33:53 PM »
I wish I was able to capture my face at the moment when she took out the two scrapers


The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1249 on: February 08, 2021, 04:35:37 PM »
The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".
It would have been better just mixed in a bowl for dip, also without crushing up the chips in it. Or as a proper platter of nachos.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1250 on: February 08, 2021, 04:39:59 PM »
It would have been better just mixed in a bowl for dip, also without crushing up the chips in it. Or as a proper platter of nachos.

And without the cheez whiz.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1251 on: February 08, 2021, 05:15:43 PM »
The thing is though, in the last 30 seconds my attitude changed from "this woman is a disgusting lunatic" to "actually that doesn't seem like the most awful thing".

Reasons she's a disgusting lunatic:
why even use the scrapers if you're just going to mix with your hands anyway
for that matter why not just use one freaking spoon for all the mixing/scooping
why not use a freaking bowl
why not heat it so the shredded cheese melts which is the only point of using shredded cheese in anything
why are you mixing lettuce into your 'cheese dip', they will lose anything that makes them distinctive
if its supposed to be 'finger food' how are you planning on eating the rest of that cone without a plate
why film yourself cooking if you're going to make your food look like literal dog excrement
every ingredient is trash

All that being said I've eaten way worse

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1252 on: February 08, 2021, 05:20:05 PM »
The deal-breaker for me is the "raw" taco seasoning.  That's like eating lemonade powder. 

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1253 on: February 08, 2021, 05:21:00 PM »
I think we can do a proper version of this at the next tailgate.

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1254 on: February 08, 2021, 05:29:53 PM »
you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1255 on: February 08, 2021, 05:36:40 PM »


you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter



It would have been better just mixed in a bowl


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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1256 on: February 08, 2021, 05:47:33 PM »
you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter

I use my counter all the time for food - bread dough, pastry, pasta, anything that requires more space than a large board or bowl. Good quality counters that have been properly cleaned are just as hygienic as a board or bowl.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1257 on: February 08, 2021, 06:19:00 PM »
you guys are all missing that she just dumped all that excrement straight onto her fvcking counter

Reasons she's a disgusting lunatic:
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why not use a freaking bowl

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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1258 on: February 09, 2021, 11:53:55 AM »
The deal-breaker for me is the "raw" taco seasoning.  That's like eating lemonade powder.
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Re: Epic Fud
« Reply #1259 on: March 03, 2021, 01:01:58 PM »
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