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Summer mullets
« on: June 06, 2021, 05:15:39 PM »
We have the entire summer to grow mullets for the tailgate game.  All in motherfuckers.

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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2021, 08:06:30 PM »
We have the entire summer to grow mullets for the tailgate game.  All in motherfuckers.

As the man who grew a horseshoe specifically to honour the Sanchize at a prior tailgate, I am willing to do this.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2021, 08:08:13 PM »
Much like the beard I've been growing since last March it depends entirely on whether I'm still working from home.

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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2021, 08:12:21 PM »
Much like the beard I've been growing since last March it depends entirely on whether I'm still working from home.

I was already planning on not getting a haircut for a few months anyway, so it just means that the day before we head south I get the top cut, then the day after we get home I get the back done. This might annoy Mrs English even more than that terrible mustache did, so it would be funny. It will be funnier still to not tell her that's what I'm doing and just come home with a mullet the day before we're due to leave, so I think that's what I'll do.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2021, 08:13:38 PM »
My balls have a nice mullet
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2021, 09:11:12 PM »
What about man buns?

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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2021, 09:13:59 PM »
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2021, 09:20:32 PM »
I hate every post in this thread.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2021, 09:22:29 PM »
What about man buns?

I'm only going to do a comedy hair style at the tailgate, head or facial, to honour a Jet. Pretty sure no Jet is currently sporting a man bun.

Plus we already have insanity to do man bun.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2021, 09:22:57 PM »
I hate every post in this thread.

You're just mad that you're not allowed to.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2021, 09:25:01 PM »
I'm only going to do a comedy hair style at the tailgate, head or facial, to honour a Jet. Pretty sure no Jet is currently sporting a man bun.

Plus we already have insanity to do man bun.
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2021, 09:47:50 PM »
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It grows that way naturally.
You're just mad that you're not allowed to.

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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2021, 09:49:28 PM »
It grows that way naturally.
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Re: Summer mullets
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Re: Summer mullets
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2021, 08:23:27 AM »
I still don't get the hard-on for a bottom basement guard.
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