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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #90 on: May 10, 2021, 07:22:00 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 09, 2021, 09:49:57 PM
Imagine if Dowell Loggains was still our OC instead of LaFleur

I've completely wiped Derwell Ploppains from the history books.  Never to be spoken again.
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #91 on: May 10, 2021, 09:37:17 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 09, 2021, 10:52:10 PM
Lafleur has never been an OC before. The possibility exists that he will be worse.

2020 - Points: 32
       Yards: 32

2019 - Points: 31
       Yards: 32

Lowest total points scored (243 + 276) out of any of the offenses in the Gase/Bowles/Ryan eras.


Bring on “worse”, my body is ready.
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #92 on: May 10, 2021, 10:02:15 AM »
"LaFleur could be worse than Loggains" is as bad a take as "I'm not sure we're going to fire Gase" last midseason.
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #93 on: May 10, 2021, 10:15:00 AM »
Quote from: Badger on May 10, 2021, 10:02:15 AM
"LaFleur could be worse than Loggains" is as bad a take as "I'm not sure we're going to fire Gase" last midseason.

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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #94 on: May 10, 2021, 10:15:50 AM »
Quote from: Badger on May 10, 2021, 10:02:15 AM
"LaFleur could be worse than Loggains" is as bad a take as "I'm not sure we're going to fire Gase" last midseason.

My statement was "the possibility exists that". I don't for a moment believe it will be the case, I just derive mild enjoyment from putting a pin in the balloon of unbridled optimism that always surrounds new hires at this club.

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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2021, 10:20:12 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 10, 2021, 10:15:50 AM
My statement was "the possibility exists that". I don't for a moment believe it will be the case, I just derive mild enjoyment from putting a pin in the balloon of unbridled optimism that always surrounds new hires at this club.

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That's a lot of words for "suggesting unlikely shitty things for no good reason."

Zach might choke on a pretzel and die this summer. It could happen!
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #96 on: May 10, 2021, 10:24:22 AM »
all i needed to see to realize that the offensive staff was going to be night-and-day compared to the last was the footwork drills they put wilson through during the OTAs, which did not consist of a fat hobbit playing our OC tap-dancing on the field trying to teach a young QB about foot work

doesn't mean our offense is going to be good, but things are different now. seeing that clip of our fat midget OC working on footwork with sam was a totally unbecoming event for this franchise, and it was only the start of a 2 year hell
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #97 on: May 10, 2021, 11:08:28 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 10, 2021, 09:37:17 AM
2020 - Points: 32
       Yards: 32

2019 - Points: 31
       Yards: 32

Lowest total points scored (243 + 276) out of any of the offenses in the Gase/Bowles/Ryan eras.


Bring on “worse”, my body is ready.

Honestly if he manages to do worse than this he deserves some kind official recognition.
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #98 on: May 10, 2021, 11:55:51 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 10, 2021, 10:15:50 AM
My statement was "the possibility exists that". I don't for a moment believe it will be the case, I just derive mild enjoyment from putting a pin in the balloon of unbridled optimism that always surrounds new hires at this club.

#idzikdaninja

Name 1 person who unironically wanted Dowell Loggains hired as our OC.
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #99 on: May 10, 2021, 12:32:13 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 10, 2021, 11:55:51 AM
Name 1 person who unironically wanted Dowell Loggains hired as our OC.

Adam Gase
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2021, 05:32:44 AM »


Things you love to see
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2021, 05:52:12 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 12, 2021, 05:32:44 AM


Things you love to see
Who invited the fat poopchute?
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2021, 12:32:35 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on May 10, 2021, 07:22:00 AM
I've completely wiped Derwell Ploppains from the history books.  Never to be spoken again.


Bowel Logjams raised a lotta red flags
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2021, 01:03:50 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on May 12, 2021, 05:32:44 AM


Things you love to see

this is wilson trying to rehabilitate his image after those liked trump tweets and that video of him feeling awkward around black people were revealed
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Re: Elijah Moore
« Reply #104 on: May 17, 2021, 11:21:33 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0dA-G-YUF0

this is high quality #content
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