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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1320 on: August 13, 2022, 10:10:51 AM »
Bone Bruise?


That's karma for banging his Mom's best friend, wrong bone, but still.
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1321 on: August 13, 2022, 10:12:55 AM »
Serious Question: How do you suffer a bone bruise with no contact to the knee?
Mightve been how he landed on the turf
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1323 on: August 13, 2022, 10:33:27 AM »
Start Flacco Week 1 for revenge game vs Balt and bring Zach back in week 2

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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1324 on: August 13, 2022, 10:35:44 AM »
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1325 on: August 13, 2022, 10:36:31 AM »
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1326 on: August 13, 2022, 10:41:12 AM »
On the evidence of last night Streveler is the best QB on the roster.
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1327 on: August 13, 2022, 10:41:42 AM »
Lol no
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1328 on: August 13, 2022, 10:48:23 AM »
Start Flacco Week 1 for revenge game vs Balt and bring Zach back in week 2

I concur.

Hopefully by that time Zach grows up a bit and is willing to slide or go out of bounds instead of playing Superman in a goofy-derriere preseason game.

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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1329 on: August 13, 2022, 11:09:08 AM »
Please put a brace on his knee the rest of the year and drill into him "GO OUT OF BOUNDS!"

This news literally made my day.
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1330 on: August 13, 2022, 11:26:32 AM »
I guess he really has that dawg in him

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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1331 on: August 13, 2022, 12:35:54 PM »
It is always nice when David Chao is wrong.

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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1332 on: August 13, 2022, 01:40:38 PM »
Hopefully by that time Zach grows up a bit and is willing to slide or go out of bounds instead of playing Superman in a goofy-derriere preseason game.

i'm looking at it as kind of a blessing in disguise. zach will undoubtedly have attempted a similar cut during the preseason, and who knows what would have happened then.

if it's to happen i'd rather it happen now, we take care of it, and hopefully the knee is stable moving forward

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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1333 on: August 13, 2022, 02:20:24 PM »
I don't really get the go out of bounds stuff.  Would I like him to slide and protect himself, sure...

But this was a non-contact injury.  It's just unlucky.
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Re: Zach to the Future
« Reply #1334 on: August 13, 2022, 02:32:38 PM »
I think it was contact with the ground thay caused it so running out would have prevented it happening, but there was nothing wrong with the play he made. There were extra yards to be had.
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