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Derek Smalls

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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2021, 01:44:34 PM »
Quote from: reuben on April 27, 2021, 12:14:23 PM
Suzy Kolber hits Zach with the "We know about your quadriplegic hamster that died of cholera when you were five NOW FEED ME YOUR TEARS"
Zach replies with "I actually don't want to kiss you," and then the curse is broken.
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2021, 01:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Derek Smalls on April 27, 2021, 01:44:34 PM
Zach replies with "I actually don't want to kiss you," and then the curse is broken.

New York Jets drafting the league's first openly gay quarterback?
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2021, 01:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 27, 2021, 01:55:44 PM
New York Jets drafting the league's first openly gay quarterback?
If that's what it takes.
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2021, 01:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 27, 2021, 01:55:44 PM
New York Jets drafting the league's first openly gay quarterback?
"Zach likes Cack"- NYDN
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2021, 02:27:40 PM »
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2021, 08:59:11 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 27, 2021, 01:55:44 PM
New York Jets drafting the league's first openly gay quarterback?

I'll happily change it to the Zach Wilson House of a Dozen Brother Husbands if he wins the Super Bowl.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2021, 08:59:52 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 27, 2021, 08:59:11 PM
I'll happily change it to the Zach Wilson House of a Dozen Brother Husbands if he wins the Super Bowl.
Zach Wilson Tower of Twinks
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2021, 09:06:12 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 27, 2021, 08:59:11 PM
I'll happily change it to the Zach Wilson House of a Dozen Brother Husbands if he wins the Super Bowl.

Imagine a Jets QB finally doing something good enough that Suzy Kolber was willing to kiss them, and then them saying no.
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2021, 09:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 27, 2021, 08:59:52 PM
Zach Wilson Tower of Twinks

If he wins a Super Bowl, the Twinks become Twunks
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2021, 07:00:42 AM »
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2021, 11:19:21 AM »
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2021, 12:09:54 PM »
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2021, 12:38:35 PM »
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2021, 07:46:54 PM »
Having 2 first round picks feels like what I would imagine having 2 dicks feels like
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: The NFL Draft 2021
« Reply #44 on: April 28, 2021, 08:14:38 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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